I'm sure you've had the sensation. A sleek, athletic and obviously talented basketball team runs out onto the floor. You tap the fellow fan next to you on the shoulder. When he turns you ask him who the nerd is that's sitting on the end of the bench. Is that the water boy? Statistician? Team Physician? But you are not prepared for the unbelievable answer he gives you:
"That, my friend, is the Head Coach."