What if I were to tell you that, on Saturday, some guy returned after missing two months of basketball, dropped 36 points, and then his team celebrated with a spiteful floor slap and nearly got slapped by karma?
What if I were to tell you that later on that same night, there was a team dressed in camo highlighters that had the ball out of bounds under the opposing team's basket with a second left in a tie game, but, somehow, the ball couldn't find any of those guys dressed in camo highlighters and Team Camo ended up losing in that one second?
And what if I were to tell you that this wasn't all that out of the ordinary, and that this kind of crazy, inexplicable stuff has been happening for months?
Is that something you might be interested in?
Well, welcome aboard. If you're just now joining us, don't worry, I'm sure that there is still plenty of entertainment left this season.
This week's rankings should get you up to speed regarding who should currently be considered as the nation's best. But I'm going to let you in on a little secret: we're all still a bit confused when it comes to sorting through the madness of 2013.
Regardless, here are the top 25 rankings for men's college basketball entering Week 18.
All advanced statistics come from KenPom.com unless otherwise noted.