When did you realize that the competitive success of 20-year-old basketball players had such a penetrating effect on your emotional state?
Was it the time Chris Webber executed a slam-n'-stare over some flailing senior?
What about that Christian Laettner turnaround miracle?
Maybe you're new to the world of irrational sports-based anger. Maybe it was a put-back lay-up by "Psycho T" or a Joakim Noah post-block spasm.
Either way you're here, reading a list about the teenagers and near-teenagers that evoke extreme temperamental responses from normally reasonable college basketball fans.
You might have a sickness. We all might.
But that won't stop us from clicking ahead, now will it?