2011 NBA Mock Draft: Making a Mockery of All Mock Drafts (HUMOR)

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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Making a Mockery of All Mock Drafts (HUMOR)
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After the ping-pong balls settle, countless mock drafts will be made. Instead of making a cookie-cutter mock draft like everyone else, I will present a humorous mock draft.

Some mocks will be made by so-called experts who have a stunningly accurate rate of 5.4 percent. Oh wait, that's the free-throw shooting percentage of a blindfolded Ben Wallace shooting backwards. Never mind—that's his actual shooting percentage from the line.

It is no secret this year's draft class is very thin—so thin, in fact, that Dick Vitale wonders whether Kyrie Irving can be the first ever player taken first and second overall. Some other experts wonder whether Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert will select former WWE Champion and Cleveland native Mike "The Miz" Mizanin first overall.

I know you are sick of my pathetic jokes. Without further embarrassment, here is my electrifying mock draft that will be the greatest mock draft of all time. You can at least laugh at that one.

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