Rap music, like professional sports, is built on the pillars of showmanship and braggadocio. So, naturally, rappers draw a lot of parallels to athletes.
Now, absurd rap lyrics don't necessarily equate to dumb or nonsensical lines. In fact, most of these lyrics are so laughably crazy or inappropriate that they're actually awesome. Basically, these are lines that would make you spit take your vodka cranberry if you heard these songs at the club.
So, sip and read with caution.
From Lil' B trolling Kevin Durant to Phife Dawg clowning Vinny Testaverde, these are the most absurd sports rap lyrics ever.