"Do you even break records, bro?"
For many of us the answer is "No. I leave that to brave people with dangerous amounts of free time." And that's how it should be.
It takes a special kind of crazy to do something no one else has done. You don't win the world record for "most boards broken in freefall" by lollygagging. You go in the garage and fall through boards every day until your rib cage has calcified into a Ninja Turtle shell and your friends stop coming by to check on you.
The journey of a record breaker is far from normal, but it produces some spectacular results. The following are a number of insane sports records that defy imagination.
You don't have to understand them, but you have to respect the hustle.