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You and LeBron are creeping west on Dade Boulevard in South Beach. If you make it across the Venetian causeway, you'll be back on the mainland and have a much better shot at finding food and hiding places. From behind you hear the snarl of the undead; a mob of them that were ambling about in Island View Park have caught your scent. You run out onto the causeway only to spot dozens of the ghouls up ahead. They ooze towards you from Star Island, smacking their lips and grunting. You're trapped.
LeBron is strong, yes, but strength won't help you against these numbers. He's fast, but again, no real help on this narrow causeway. So just what is it about LBJ that makes him a survivalist?
Love him or hate him, no one can argue that the man lacks determination. And survival experts will tell you that is the single most important factor in a survival scenario. Give up and you're dead. Fight on and there just might be a way.
LeBron will get you off that causeway, don't worry. You'll live to fight zombies another day.