9 Things You Shouldn't Say at a NASCAR Race

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9 Things You Shouldn't Say at a NASCAR Race
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There are few things that test a NASCAR writer's creativity more than the dreaded offseason.

Every driver, team owner, crew chief and even PR person is either on vacation, working, testing or simply "unavailable."

So that oftentimes leads to out-of-the-box thinking, coming up with topics that are both informative and entertaining—and if we can have a little extra fun with it, all the better.

That's exactly what we've come up with for today's topic: nine things you should never say at a NASCAR race. Most of the picks we made are lighthearted fare—and hopefully readers will take them with a grain of salt.

Some of the topics we've chosen actually have a few sub-topics built within, so check out the variations to the theme, so to speak.

And, of course, if you have some sayings you'd like to add to the list, please do so in the comments section.

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