The Worst Cliches in Sports
The athletic realm has always presented us with humorous commentary, baffling post-game quotes and eccentric personalities, but rarely has it diverted from it's cliched verbal foundation.
Typical approaches to motivating a team, over-used terms of respect, consistently-sickening utterances that measure opponents...the ingredients featured throughout the large collection of sports cliches that continue to haunt fans and bore cameras.
Let's take a look at the worst cliches in sports, those that require a touch-up or perhaps a careless toss towards the trashcan.
We're already cringing.
40. 'They're World Champions'
1 of 40But only in North America.
39. 'Now He's Got to Step Up'
2 of 40As opposed to before? Or perhaps they mean on the dance floor.
38. 'He's Got a Great Work Ethic'
3 of 40We'd expect most professional athletes to be constantly honing their craft. But kudos to you, sir.
37. 'They've Gotten Inside Their Heads'
4 of 40Excluding Veronica Corningstone's entrance into Ron Burgundy's head during Anchorman, we have yet to witness this phenomenon.
36. 'He's Taking Care of the Football'
5 of 40The pigs would be proud.
35. 'It's Gut-Check Time'
6 of 40They seem to hire assistants for that job alone.
34. 'They've Got Great Team Chemistry'
7 of 40They're planning to get a place together real soon.
33. 'We Can't Say Enough About Him'
8 of 40Maybe not about his multiple haircuts.
32. 'She Came to Play'
9 of 40Only today... next week might be a different story.
31. 'Take It to the Next Level'
10 of 40We prefer to kick it up a notch, bam!
30. 'You Can Feel the Electricity'
11 of 40But only when you're watching the Rays or Lightning.
29. 'Tremendous Upside'
12 of 40So many careers ruined, so much promise undiscovered.
Less is more in regards to scouting.
28. 'Statistics Can Be Misleading'
13 of 40In essence, the team's success is quite baffling. Hard work is the key.
27. '...Backs Against the Wall'
14 of 40Welcome to the world of professional sports.
26. 'They Know What It Takes to Win'
15 of 40Only until they lose.
25. 'Putting on His Game Face'
16 of 40This aggression evidently wins championships.
24. 'Defense Wins Championships'
17 of 40Being prolific in one aspect of the game certainly helps.
23. 'Manny Being Manny'
18 of 40Oh yes, our beloved Manny Ramirez.
Green Monster cell phone parties, lethargic attempts to catch line drives and ridiculous haircuts...just Manny being Manny.
22. 'He's Got Nimble Feet for a Big Guy'
19 of 40He still has the personality and demeanor of a California redwood.
21. 'We're Going to Shock the World'
20 of 40Until a new quote is produced, we've yet to be truly shocked.
20. 'He Overcame Adversity'
21 of 40An old, old wooden ship?...No wait, that's diversity.
19. 'This Is a Must-Win Ballgame'
22 of 40We were once under the impression that every game was a must-win.
18. 'Their Go-to Guy'
23 of 40Having anyone else touch the ball seems counterproductive...where's he going to anyway?
17. 'That Was a Gutsy Performance'
24 of 40If being paid millions of dollars to kick or carry a ball, swing a bat or shoot a puck is considered gutsy, then yes, yes it was.
16. 'Jets Will Win the Super Bowl'
25 of 40Two rings and counting in Rex's fantasy world.
15. 'They're a Great Team on Paper'
26 of 40Years of amazin' heartbreak, amazin' disappointment.
14. 'They Have to Come Together as a Team'
27 of 40Or they'll die as individuals...yeah we've heard the Al Pacino speech thousands of times.
13. 'That Was a Rookie Mistake'
28 of 40A veteran mistake must be forgetting to use the John before kickoff.
12. 'At the End of the Day...'
29 of 40...We still hate this segue statement that essentially refers to life naturally moving along.
11. 'A Game of Inches'
30 of 40Kevin Dyson was a bit off on his measurements.
10. 'They Wanted It More'
31 of 40Time to make some serious in-house changes; desire should never be measurable in professional sports.
9. 'It's a Mental Game'
32 of 40Uh not exactly, otherwise we'd likely see Ivy-Leaguers dominating the sports domain (cough...Jeremy Lin...cough).
8. 'They're Going for Back-to-Back Championships'
33 of 40We considered taking the year off, but figured we might as well go for a second title.
Only for the confetti and champagne, though.
7. 'God Was on Our Side Today'
34 of 40Really tempting the fates with this passionate exclamation.
The friar haircut certainly swayed his holy decision making.
6. 'Tremendous Piece of Hitting'
35 of 40We often see disgusting displays of bat on ball: what an ugly home run.
5. 'We Must Play Within Ourselves'
36 of 40While we'd like to blame Phil Jackson's zen-like mindset for this baffling quote, we'd rather try to understand the art of playing within.
So are we supposed to stand still and focus on our inner feelings?
4. 'He Gave 110 Percent'
37 of 40If we're going to create our own measurements, 110 percent doesn't seem so stellar.
3. 'We're Taking It One Game at a Time'
38 of 40For 162-game baseball seasons, taking it 30 games at a time seems more proper.
2. 'They Have to Get on the Same Page'
39 of 40We believe a team thrives best when every member is thinking something different.
1. 'They Need to Generate Some Offense'
40 of 40Thanks, Einstein. How about generating some quiet time?






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