This Sunday, Bears fans will find themselves with extra time on their hands, as their beloved team plays the Packers on Monday night.
So the question, naturally, is what to do to pass the time on a Sunday without DA BEARS?
This humorous look at potential solutions to the problem explores the very heart of what makes true, dyed-in-the-wool Bears fan tick. And that, of course, is DA COACH.
Yes, Lovie Smith is coaching the current Bears team, but real fans know there has been only one coach and that is Mr. Iron Mike Ditka, my friends.
Look, the man could run for mayor in this town if he wanted to and that is 25 years after the last Super Bowl champion team.
Ditka hawks just about anything and everything he can and has made a career of that one great season which will live in infamy in the minds and hearts of Bears fans.
Even Saturday Night Live had skits about Bears fans professing their love and admiration for a man who went on to trade his entire draft for Ricky Williams.
No matter, his team in 1985 was the most dominant in history and that's the way we choose to remember the man by.
So, without further ado, let's help you, the Bears fan, to keep from going stir crazy this Sunday.