The All-Time Movie Football Roster

All-Time Best Football Roster Using Movie Characters

QB - Willie Beamen (Jamie Foxx) - "Any Given Sunday"

Not only he was very athletic, but was cocky enough to control this all-star roster. In addition, he would be great off the field cracking jokes (Booty Call) and singing for the team (Ray).

2nd String QB - Johnny Walker (Anthony Michael Hall) - "Johnny Be Good"

Trust me, he isn’t a nerd from his "Breakfast Club" days.

3rd String QB - FBI Special Agent John "Johnny" Utah - "Point Break"

Was a star at Ohio St. before a career-ending knee injury.

RB - Megget (Nelly) - "The Longest Yard"

Had great quickness and agility. Plus he will only sport one eye black stripe on his check, something only a real stud could pull off. You just need to watch out for the St. Lunatics causing a distraction in the locker room.

2nd strong RB - Darnell Jefferson (Omar Epps) - "The Program"

Nelly gets the nod just for the fact that Darnell may have his mind on Halle Berry too much. Plus, Darnell was prone to go Tiki Barber in '98 and not hold onto the ball.

WR - Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.) - "Jerry Maguire"

Very cocky, wanted the rock, and wanted money. What more could you ask for in today’s age receiver?

WR - Charlie Tweeder (Scott Caan) - "Varsity Blues"

He lacked in size but made up for it in hands and heart. Not many kids in high school are going to steal a police car with two girls in the back. Was also a pimp, going at it with his sex-ed teacher in the strip club.

WR - Phillip Elliot (Nick Nolte) - "North Dallas Forty"

Even though he was addicted to painkillers, this veteran receiver had great hands, and would be a valuable possession receiver for this team. The party scene that he loved may hurt his performance, but his experience balances it out.

TE - Brian Murphy (David Denman) - "The Replacements"

He had first round talent, but didn’t go that early in the draft because he is deaf. It may be a good thing for the big, strong, and fast tight end because he won’t have to listen to all the entertainers that are on the team.

Tackle -Louie Lastik (Ethan Suplee) - "Remember the Titans"

Such a large body, he would anchor the right tackle position. Not quick enough for the left tackle position but makes up for it in the locker room with his Motown singing ability and witty jokes to teammates.

Guard - Bill Bob (Ron Lester) - "Varsity Blues"

Sure he was the one who caused All-American quarterback Lance Harbor (Paul Walker) to have his career ended to injury, but he came back strong to give solid protection to Chance Mock. Plus, he proved he has hands on the hook and ladder.

Center - Manumana (Peter Navy Tuiasosopo) - "Necessary Roughness"

The huge Samoan was a force on the line and a great leader to pick up any blitzes.

Guard - Rudy Zolteck (Michael Zwiener) - "Little Giants"

Rudy was such a fat ass. He is the only hero I know that would pack puff cheetos and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich in his helmet. Sure, his speed wasn’t there in the forty:

Rudy: "How'd I do, coach?"

Coach Kevin O’Shea: "I don't know son, I don't have a sundial. Now get back in line."

But he gets the starting job on this team after ex-Washington Huskies star Steve Emtman teaches him the proper technique. Emtman was on the John Madden’s bus with Emit Smith, Bruce Smith, and Tim Brown as they got lost in Urbania, OH on their way to Canton, OH.

Tackle - Bud-Lite Kaminski (Abraham Benrubi) - "The Program"

Sure he was goofy looking, with the overalls he would wear out to the bars, but the guy could block. He also was a great trash-talker and didn’t put up with anyone talking to him.

DE - Julius Campbell (Wood Harris) - "Remember the Titans"

His dad told Coach Boone outside his house that his son was an All-American defensive end. He was the heart and soul of the defense. He also delivered one of the best lines in the movie when he addressed Bertier during an argument during camp: "Attitude reflects leadership, Captain."

DT - Andre Krimm (Sinbad) - "Necessary Roughness"

This teacher turned player was a real force with a tough must win attitude.

DE - Steve Lattimer (Andrew Bryniarski) - "The Program"

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