EDIT: View Part Two Here!
Before I begin, let me tell you that on many hockey forums there is a great tradition of coming up with the titles of books that hockey players should write but that may not become bestsellers.
I've created some of these on my own, but let me say right now that I'm not going to take credit for them all because it would be a slap in the face to the fans that took the time to create the others.
But since the authors' names are unknown, who gets the credit?
As I said, many of these are from different message boards where the author's name is hidden by a crafty username, therefore the credit must go simply to the die-hard hockey fan. Wherever you are, whoever you are, these are for you!
Hockey books that would just never sell...
Professionalism and the Work Place by Kevin Lowe and Brian Burke
NHL Players: Inside and Out by Elisha Cuthbert
Empty Net Breakaways for Dummies by Patrik Stefan
Giving Hits, Taking Hits, and Ordering Hits by Mike Danton
The Art of Graceful Skating by Phil Esposito
Keeping the Bench Nice and Cozy Warm by Scott Clemmensen
Having a Personality by Chris Drury
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Sean Avery
How to Drive by Dany Heatley
Trusting Your Goaltender by Mike Keenan
Family Values by Martin Brodeur
Heads up Hockey by Eric Lindros
Putting Your Left Foot Forward by Evgeni Malkin
Prospect Management by Mike Milbury
Making the Right Call by Mick Mcgeough
Marketing 101 by the New Jersey Devils Organization
The Holy Bible by Miroslav Satan
Best Bars in Nagano by the United States Olympic Team
Seven Habits of Effective Goaltending by Dan Cloutier
Body Checking 101 by Marek Malik
Picking the Perfect Babysitter by Doug Gilmour
The Fundamentals of Baseball by Chris Simon
1-2-3 Concussion Free! by the Philadelphia Flyers Training Staff
A Complete History of the Turtleneck Sweater by Alexei Yashin
Putting Your Nuts on the Line by Patrick Thoreson
How to Celebrate a First Round Victory by the Montreal Canadiens' Fan Base
How to Be a Team Player by Ray Emery
To Kill a Mocking Fan by Mike Millbury
How to Grow a Playoff Beard by Sidney Crosby
How to Look Older Than 12 by Daniel Briere
Eight Minute Abs by Keith Tkachuk
Pinching and You: The Offensive D-Man by Sandis Ozolinsh
Sobriety and You by Kevin Stevens and Theo Fleury
The Stanley Cup by the City of Buffalo, NY
How I Won a Cup with Colorado and Got Traded to Calgary by Chris Drury and Alex Tanguay
Number One Draft Picks Always Pay Off by Alexander Daigle
I'm Too Old for This Shit by Lester Patrick
How to Look Beautiful by Mike Ricci
How to Build a Highly Respectable Franchise
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