NFL Power Rankings Week 14: Comparing Teams to Alcoholic Drinks

32) Cleveland Browns—"Pruno"

31) Tampa Bay Buccaneers—"Smokers Cough"

30) Detroit Lions—Boston Cooler

29) St. Louis Rams—Busch Light

28) Kansas City Chiefs—Cement Mixer

27) Washington Redskins—Zima

26) Buffalo Bills—Ice House

25) Carolina Panthers—Mint Julep

24) Houston Texans—Prairie Fire

23) Chicago Bears—Sparks

22) Oakland Raiders—Bud Light Chelada

21) San Francisco 49ers—Rum and Coke

20) Seattle Seahawks—Bailey's Irish Cream

19) Pittsburgh Steelers—Steel Reserve

18) Atlanta Falcons—Natural Light

17) Baltimore Ravens—Bloody Mary

16) Tennessee Titans—Patron

15) New York Jets—Absinthe

14) Miami Dolphins—Mojito

13) Jacksonville Jaguars—Martini

12) New England Patriots—Sam Adams

11) New York Giants—Egg Cream

10) Green Bay Packers—Miller High Life

9) Dallas Cowboys—Long Island Iced Tea

8) Denver Broncos—Killian's Irish Red

7) Arizona Cardinals—White Russian

6) Philadelphia Eagles—Jager Bomb

5) Cincinnati Bengals—Margaritas

4) Minnesota Vikings—Black and Tan

3) San Diego Chargers—Screwdriver

2) New Orleans Saints—Gin and Tonic

1) Indianapolis Colts—Johnny Walker Black Label