NFL Power Rankings Week 14: Comparing Teams to Alcoholic Drinks

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NFL Power Rankings Week 14: Comparing Teams to Alcoholic Drinks

Now HERE is the reason for the holiday season!

Let's all be real here. Turkey and Mashed Potatoes are great and all, but no red-blooded man would pass up a nice cold beer for any of the holiday fixin's in my last power rankings article.

Ham and crescent rolls may be great and all, but when family comes to town—alcohol is the only spirit that today's Bob Cratchit wants taking him on any special adventures.

Alcohol and football are connected more than any two substances in the history of the world. Every other commercial on Sundays is for "taste as cold as the Rockies." It is mildly surprising that InBev hasn't purchased the naming rights for the entire league. (Cindy McCain Field anyone?)

So for this week, the NFL Franchises are being ranked and paired up with alcoholic beverages that compare.

Remember, this isn't a ranking of alcoholic beverages. Think of the power rankings as a line but the drinks as a scatterplot—so no arguments about the merits of margaritas over martinis.

Enjoy the power rankings and feel free to contribute in the comment section below.

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