NFL Power Rankings Week 8: Comparing Teams to Halloween Candy

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NFL Power Rankings Week 8: Comparing Teams to Halloween Candy

Halloween and the NFL have a lot in common. Don't believe me? Read on, I'll feed you baby birds.

—Both operate on the principal that sex sells: Seriously, is Halloween even for children anymore? Or wannabe playmates? And who wears less, the cheerleader at your office party or one of the Raideretts? Yeah, that's what I thought.

—Obesity also sells: Which is more gluttonous, a bag of candy or a football helmet full of hot wings?

—Both are polarizing: I've seen as many debates break out between Snicker and Butterfinger fans than between NFC North rivals.

The comparisons don't stop there. In fact, you can compare each NFL team to a different Halloween candy. Don't believe me? Read on...

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