You are going to be horribly disappointed if you clicked on this slideshow looking for mindless treacle like "if you were an animal, what animal would you be?"
Because here is the thing: My chances of ever actually interviewing Sergio Aguero are basically the same as my chances of someday interviewing a sitting United States president or Jennifer Lawrence.
Of those two, there is really only one choice.
Anyway, if Aguero ever consented to answer five of my questions, they would probably look something like what follows. And because it is probably never going to happen, there is liberty to let it fly a bit and take some chances.
As always, comments to this piece are more than welcome. If you could do better than my five questions, let's hear it.