The Most Entertaining Fail Faces in Sports

By (Analyst) on May 7, 2012

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Fear of failure keeps many athletes out of the spotlight and far from success. But there are plenty of talented individuals who always give their all, regardless of possible defeat.

And as they continue to fail, these physical specimens are closely preyed on by skilled cameramen hoping to capture hilarious masterpieces.

We're here to share with you only the classiest fail faces in sports—those who have mastered the art of aesthetic frustration.

Filled with pain, humor and several drips of insanity, these pics are sure to keep you entertained.

Let us begin.

50. Shaquille O'Neal Lays Low

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Image via graydonkey.com

Morphing into some kind of predator on the bench. A truly amazing process.

49. Mama's Boys of the Bronx

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Image via slumz.boxden.com

Whether Dominican slugger Alex Rodriguez is marinating in a ferocious slump or disapproving of the spaghetti Vongole served at lunch, he's got the Vito Corleone expression down pat.

48. Lou Holtz Brings His Top Hat Back

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Image via 247sports.com

Good old Lou Holtz's epic hat-chucking antics led to an inspirational career in motivational speaking.

47. Talk to the Hand

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Image via yyanyh.blog.163.com

Because the face is too busy right now.

Amid the chaos is one smashed noggin and a thoroughly confused teammate looking for the camera.

46. Rob Ryan's Constant Aneurysm

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Image via dallas.sbnation.com

The Cowboys truly are America's Team, representing the mass as usual.

45. Another Routine Bar Joke

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Image via blog.joinsmsn.com

This choice is one of imagination, considering we can't actually see this unsuspecting victim's face.

We expect his expression looks something along the lines of this.

44. Shelden Williams Enjoys the Path

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Image via quirkins.com

A power forward so caring in nature that he embarrasses himself to quell the other team's pain.

43. Gina Carano Gets Cyborged

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Image via mmamania.com

After getting pummeled by the reckless Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos, MMA legend Gina Carano took her talents to the acting industry.

A generous application of makeup seems necessary after this.

42. Cristiano Ronaldo's Temper Tantrum

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Image via funnypictures5.blogspot.com

The WAG extraordinaire himself is a drooling toddler at heart.

41. Cold as Ice

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Image via break.com

Tossing the fisticuffs seems like a more entertaining alternative.

40. Yao Ming Carries China on His Back

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Image via kaskus.us

And this was the only way defenders could stop him.

39. David Beckham Takes a Breather

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Image via bananaq8.com

We're guessing several diehard fans tossed estrogen pills into his water bottle—otherwise this is hard to believe.

Becks is a pure warrior.

38. Tony Pietrantonio's Ripple Effect

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Image via shockmansion.com

Lavarn Harvell held nothing back during this rippling bout on April 28th.

37. Pau Gasol Comes out Firing

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Image via dumpaday.com

Watching Jason Williams watch Pau Gasol makes this image perfect. 

Juwan Howard seems to be considering the gesture—and eloquently refusing.

36. Jocking the Enemy

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Image via egotvonline.com

With failure almost imminent, all that's left is to guide the foot, to eliminate destruction, of course.

Patience leads the way.

35. Eli Manning Lives Large

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Image via superbooyah.com

Whatever happened before and after this shot is irrelevant. Eli Manning held the role of confused cat.

He was stuck in the reporter's glare, evidently forced into a new type of white man's overbite.

34. Best Nose Forward

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Image via pak101.com

Rugby continues to be a contact sport...that is all.

33. Skip to My Lou

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Image via duomonnezza.com

They might as well be prancing. This is pure madness.

32. Josh Howard Fights Back

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Image via ambasketball.com

Just keeping it real, Josh Howard now finds himself on the Jazz, down 0-3 to the Spurs.

Quite the transition.

31. The Mind of a Diaper Dandy

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Image via wallpaperlucu.net

Seems just a tad excessive. Someone get him a bottle.

30. Keeping an Eye on the Ball

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Image via funnypix101.blogspot.com

He was just clapping—give the guy a break. A truly loyal fan.

29. LeBron James Carves a Spot

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Image via 93dynasty.wordpress.com

There are many who enjoy this shot, and even more who couldn't care less.

The King's quest lives on.

28. Luis Scola Defeats the Rancor

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Image via realgm.com

Freeing this beast takes us back to the old days, when primitive Germanic tribes battled Roman armies for territory and respect.

Don't ask why—it just does.

27. Rajon Rondo Attempts to Phone Home

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Image via izismile.com

With a sliced lemon in his mouth and flatulence lingering, this expression would still border on insanity.

We usually expect these types of looks from Rajon Rondo's opponents after getting burned.

26. Bruising the Crowd

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Image via dailylolpics.com

This unsuspecting fan never even saw it coming.

Bats should've been used on the real shark, as they're obviously detrimental to jaws (zing!).

25. Keith Jardine's Had Enough

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Image via mmamania.com

A combination of the white-man overbite and what looks like an estrogen overdose helped to create Keith Jardine's most visibly entertaining knockout yet.

24. Joakim Noah Becomes a Star

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Image via chicitysports.com

What a stud. Joakim Noah continues to please the crowd, but with an obtuse smile and a welcoming hairstyle.

Failure lies in the spacious gap.

23. A Heated Rivalry

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Image via thisisbigbrother.com

Piggy-back rides are rarely mutual. The rider rarely finds a willing party.

22. Pau Gasol's Feeding Time

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Image via ladodgers.tistory.com

Further proof that the Spanish forward is indeed a llama.

21. Citywide Gang Green

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Image via piximus.net

Welcome to life as a J-E-T-S fan.

20. A Cheesy Atmosphere

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Image via sportspickle.com

Either Aaron Rodgers cut a vicious chunk of English cheddar, or Clay Matthews didn't enjoy the taste of that morning's juicy gossip.

Flatulence usually reigns supreme.

19. Wild Case Files

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Image via taringa.net

Precise form, stellar fundamentals and a fearless approach. The ingredients for sculpting an epic facial expression.

18. The Birth Process

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Image via musictechhumorlife.com

Like the first moments out of the womb, Andre Iguodala and Chris Bosh were seen flailing about with looks of utter confusion on their faces.

Or maybe they've broken too many nails already.

17. A Precious Collision

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Image via brfcs.co.uk

Bordering on lovable, this memorable encounter left one victim permanently rearranged.

16. Peter Crouch Acts His Age

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Image via sabotagetimes.com

La la la la, I can't hear you.

Real mature, champ.

15. The Crying Game

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Image via blog.daum.net

At least teary-eyed pleading is a bit more classy than the flopping fad.

14. Bruce Pearl Keeps Whining

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Image via collegehoopsjournal.com

I didn't want salmon! I said it four times.

13. The Ultimate Knockout

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Image via yeezysworld.com

Almost too good to be real. Almost.

12. Will Hagerup Paints a Masterpiece

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Image via lastangryfan.com

This Michigan punter will forever be remembered for his historic facial expression. Watch it here.

It was a quick and intricate process that involved routine preparation and sudden doom.

11. Glen Davis Is Mortified

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Image via sportsgrid.com

The gargantuan known as Big Baby is always animated, but this is pure insanity.

We'd expect the same reaction when his dates order an apple and goat cheese salad.

10. Football Broadcasting 101

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Image via yourcivicdoody.com

As Al Michaels basks in the moment, he continues to question why his sidekick is a misguided Ostrich.

Even John Madden can't stand Cris Collinsworth's lack of culinary expertise.

9. The King and I

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Image via blogs.thescore.com

While certainly disturbing, the similarities between LeBron James and Gollum (Smeagol) are undeniable.

Both possess feelings of wanting their respective Ring and yearning for an escape from the pressures of it.

But in the end, this circa-2011 photo details the continuous receding of a headband.

8. When Nature Calls

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Image via piximus.net

The all-mighty dead lift. Often confused with a monstrous bowel movement.

7. Drew Gooden Reaches Manhood

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Image via obstructedview.net

The fourth-overall pick of the '02 NBA Draft has always been a fearless warrior on the court.

Especially considering his obvious phobia of cooties.

6. Rashad Evans Has a Nightmare

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Image via sherdog.net

One can only imagine what kind of tumultuous hallucinations are circling the mind of Rashad Evans at this precious moment.

The UFC star seems content in his happy place.

5. A Tumultuous Tundra

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Image via bartcop.com

As her life flashed before her eyes, regret flooded her psyche.

4. Mighty Waters

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Image via fundalize.com

Well, Jim, it looks like we're going down. Quick, one last face for the camera.

3. Muttiah Muralitharan's Superior Focus

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Image via camlaughter.com

Keeping petrified eyes and a shriveled mouth on the cricket ball at all times is key.

2. Phil Jones' Legendary Masterpiece

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Image via est1892.co.uk

Norwegian painter Edvard Munch was known for painting many psychologically symbolic masterpieces during the late 1800s and early 20th century, none more famous than The Scream.

This is footballer Phil Jones' attempted recreation.

1. Pau Gasol Begs to Differ

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Image via yesthenailinthecoffin.blogspot.com

We compared Spanish sensation Pau Gasol to a llama earlier, but we're beginning to jot down the details of a different species.

Oh yes, the silky power forward's diverting jaw line reeks of a slobbering camel.

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