Kim Kardashian's Failed Marriage Will Fuel Family's Rise to Total TV Domination

Kim Kardashian's 72 day marriage is making her and her family filthy, stinking rich.

They already had the huge payday of the marriage and the squeaky voiced, exhaustive process of that marriage. And that sacred, but now defunct, bond of holy matrimony is still paying off.

As evidence of this, Robert Littal of Blacksportsonline.com offers up this quote from new E! boss Bonnie Hammer, who said she is planning on "two, three, even four new Kardashian [spinoffs]."

Holy Kardashian overload, Batman.

You might like to think that the suspected farce of a marriage that was the Kardashian-Humphries union/ratings grab would turn the public against the Kardashians, but you'd be thinking wrong. 

As it turns out, it is just adding to the attention and notoriety they receive. Reality TV is a medium that thrives on drama, and nowhere in entertainment is the axiom of "All news is good news," has never rang more true.

The only crime in reality TV is to become boring or irrelevant, and the Kardashians have yet to become guilty of that crime.

Still, I can't help but wonder how E! is going to keep this Kardashian onslaught of "shock and awe" proportions interesting?

There is only so much material any one family can produce.

If E! is going to do this, they should just fully commit to this idea. Why stop with three or four shows? They could just make it all Kardashian, all the time.

This would be a public service really. Every American could live secure in the knowledge that they have access to see what those kooky Kardashians are up to every minute of the day.

They could have real time programming that follows the Kardashian's all the time. We could flip to E! late at night to view peaceful shots of reality TV's royal family sleeping.