After three hours of scouring eBay for pointless WWE merchandise, I have come back with 15 items I really did not expect to find.
I can't believe the amount of things that have the WWE name plastered all over them!
You really can sell anything on eBay, as you will see in this list.
I thought it would be hard to find 15 weird things to buy but it turns out that worry was unfounded.
All links are included with the pictures.
Christmas is coming, so why not get yourself some John Cena candy cane tree ornaments?
Oh yeah, because they’re rubbish.
Why would you want Cena on your Christmas tree?
It’s annoying enough that he’s on television for two hours a week.
Washed your hands and got nothing to dry them with?
WWE has you covered with these branded hand towels!
Get your own personal Slurpee cup featuring The Rock!
The best thing about this is the fact that it is a holographic mug!
Re-enact all the great battles Cena has been in by having a thumb wrestle with someone wearing this!
The Five Knuckle Shuffle poses a problem...
You know what I really don’t understand?
Why this soft toy has a oriented face.
It just doesn’t seem to fit with the rest of the toy at all...
The WWE has left nothing unbranded. They are also plastered all over scooters!
I might buy one to travel to work on.
I’m not sure the abuse I would get would be worth the savings I’d make on public transport though...
You aren’t though are you? The only person who deserves one of these is the actual Mrs. Johnson.
Just in case you are one of those people who need to let people know you’re awesome, wear this and they’ll know instantly.
A bit weedy? A bit too slim? In danger of becoming the local punching bag?
Build some muscles and become a Hulk with this Hulkamania workout set!
My God, what will they come up with next?
I love this.
It’s unbelievable how immature it is.
Roody Poo Candy...
Want some photos of Chris Jericho but don’t want to print them off yourself?
Buy some off eBay!
Do your chores! Every Little Jimmy must have one of these.
Cena watches over you as you gain stars for vacuuming.
MONSTER TRUCK! I really want one!
After I got over the initial excitement of seeing this product, I wondered why the hell it existed.
I mean seriously, what do monster trucks have to do with WWE?
Fair enough, Stone Cold has driven a fair few in the past but he isn’t even featured on this truck!
I still want one though.
Why would you use this? I might buy one for watering the plants...
Thanks for reading!