Tiger Woods: What Brandon Kelly Said, Really Meant and Definitely Did Not
Brandon Kelly Is One Hot Dog
What he said:
“I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie Drive. As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger."
Brandon Kelly, who gained his fifteen minutes of fame by dunking a hot dog at golfing superstar, Tiger Woods at the Frys.com Open in San Martin, California last week, comes up with a bizarre explanation for his misdemeanor.
The 31 year-old claims to be a Woods fan.
"I honestly wish Tiger the best. One day I hope he breaks Jack Nicklaus’ record."
"I guess he wanted to be in the news. And I’m sure he will be."
What Kelly really meant:
“Tiger’s lucky I wasn’t watching Demi Moore’s ‘StripTease’ instead.”
What Kelly definitely didn't:
“Hot Dogs—Part Deux, here I come.”
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