UFC 136 Results: 5 Professions for Chael Sonnen After He Loses to Anderson Silva

After UFC 136, Chael Sonnen has again become one of the hottest name in the sport of mixed martial arts.

He defeats Brian Stann and then subsequently calls out Anderson Silva for a rematch. 

It was one of the best post-fight moments in UFC history if not the best moment. Sonnen even took it to the next level and tried to get Silva to raise the stakes. Sonnen wins and Anderson leaves the division. Silva wins and Sonnen will retire from the UFC for good.

So what professions could be good for Sonnen if he loses to Silva?

MMA Analyst

This is more realistic as Chael has already worked for ESPN's MMA Live.

Chael is pretty good at what he does if he doesn't let his bias attitude against Anderson Silva in his way.

Chael knows what he is talking about—obviously—and can break it down with the best of them.

Promoter

Who sells fights better than Chael Sonnen?

No one. Thats who.

WWE Wrestler

If you didn't see his epic rant last night, go look it up and you will see what I mean.

The man literally oozes WWE character. His character "Uncle Chael" could outwrestle any person in the WWE.

Expect a feud with John Cena where Chael says Cena isn't the true WWE champion and that the belt around his waist is nothing more than tin.

Stand Up Comedian

I mean really, this is by far too awesome to be true. The man knows how to make jokes and is really quick on the draw.

I feel like anytime he starts spewing hate towards the Brazilian fighters it is just one giant routine and normally leaves me in pain from laughing so hard.

Lawyer

Who wouldn't want Chael P. Sonnen attorney-at-law defending them?

I honestly couldn't envision losing a trial with Chael as their lawyer. He did want to run for Congress so he even knows the law and is willing to make a citizen's arrest with Team Black House.

I can see it now on a bus stop near you.

"Who is willing to defend your rights and get you back what you rightfully own? CHAEL P. SONNEN, thats who!"