David Lloyd Shaves No Corners
What he said:
“I took my dog for a clipping this morning. She flipping hates it even though it costs three times as much as my £8 cut at Mr Trimm’s.”
David Lloyd aka Bumble is flipper than ever taking his pet out for a trim.
What he really meant:
"I can walk the dog, talk the dog but chop her? Mighty expensive."
"A haircut (for her) is a flea in my bonnet."
"My bitch is high maintenance."
What he definitely didn’t :
“I think I’ll start cutting my hair myself.”