Cristiano Ronaldo, Amir Khan, Pep Guardiola, Caroline Wozniacki, Graeme Swann and Samantha Stosur have no canned words of wisdom in this installment of quotes from the world of sport.
If Ronaldo is Narcissus reincarnated, Amir Khan is on the warpath.
Guardiola is flabbergasted at a 24-second goal and the Woz is no wizard in the face of Serena's missiles.
Graeme Swann is still joking in the hot seat and Samantha Stosur has hot pockets.
Here's what they said, really meant and definitely didn't.