NFL Fines Roger Goodell $10,000 for Using Unlicensed Microphone (Humor)

The fine-happy NFL has struck again!

In a shocking move, NFL officials have issued a $10,000 fine to Roger Goodell after photographs surfaced featuring the commissioner speaking into a microphone that wasn't officially licensed for NFL usage. 

League rules require the NFL logo to be prominently visible on all audio devices when official NFL business is being discussed. 

The NFL released a statement this morning explaining their reasons for the fine. "It is conduct unbecoming of an NFL representative to be in a public forum, misrepresenting the league...The NFL strictly prohibits the usage of unlicensed audio devices on weekdays between nine in the morning and three in the afternoon."

Roger Goodell sent a letter to the league on officially licensed NFL stationery indicating his intention to appeal the decision.

"The rules on microphones are very vague. Language in Paragraph Three of Section 19.2 in Article XVIII specifically states that the microphone rule is null and void 'if the temperature in Hawaii is over 90 degrees on the day in question, during a year in which the groundhog has seen his shadow.'"

The league has rescinded fines in recent weeks, but there is no indication that they intend to bend in this situation. It's a message to the entire NFL—everybody pays.

It's an awkward and embarrassing situation for the commissioner to face after developing a sterling reputation as a strict enforcer of the NFL's rules and policies. 

When the news broke, it was difficult to find any players willing to offer sympathy for Roger Goodell and his embarrassing episode.

Star running back for the Minnesota Vikings, Adrian Peterson was unable to hide his amusement when reporters informed him of the ruling.

"Was he really fined?" smirked Peterson. "Good. Oh wait! Am I going to get fined again for expressing my content? I wish the XFL was still around."

Peterson was recently penalized for a wardrobe malfunction when he receivied a $5,000 fine for wearing a white skull cap beneath his helmet. The league only approves of black skull caps with the official NFL logo.

Pittsburgh Steelers' wide receiver Hines Ward hoped that this fine would "wake [Goodell] up," to the "insanity behind their policies."

"It's ridiculous," declared Ward. "Most of the players have opened second bank accounts just to put cash aside for potential fines."

The NFL said Goodell has until Tuesday to officially submit his appeal, at which time they'll review it and decide if the fine should be rescinded. Until such time, they fully expect Goodell "to honor his duty as a representative of the NFL and pay up."

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