Shake-ups, machines, chatty politicos, 'skinhead' wicket-keepers and pulling out of hair all find their way into this weekend's installment of quotes from the world of cricket.
Tim Nielsen exaggerates his math and Mushtaq Mohammad finds Indian cricketers ill-treated.
Barrack Obama takes David Cameron down a peg and Matt Prior reveals second thoughts about continuing with the sport.
Finally, Andrew Flintoff bats and bowls for his ex-coach and mentor, Duncan Fletcher.
What they said, really meant and definitely did not.