Welcome, bleachers, to My SummerSlam PPV. Here is the card.
John Cena(c) vs. CM Punk
If Cena wins, Punk and Triple H quit the WWE. If Punk wins, he is the WWE champion and Triple H is in charge of the WWE; Vince McMahon is fired.
World Heavyweight Championship
Wade Barrett(c) vs. Randy Orton (Lumberjack match - Empire Alliance is the lumberjacks)
United States Championship
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Skip Sheffield
Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. Cody Rhodes
Tag Team Championships
Michael McGillicutty and David Otunga (c) vs. Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel vs. The Usos (triple-threat tag team match)
Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Kelly Kelly vs. Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella vs. Eve vs. Maryse (six-diva battle royal)
The Miz vs. The Note Writer
This should be a good fantasy show and I hope you like it.
Cody Rhodes is out first. He gets good heat and Ted DiBiase is by his side.
Ezekiel Jackson is out next to a good reaction and he makes his way to the ring.
The match begins with Rhodes hitting Jackson with a few right hands but Jackson pushes him away and returns with a few rights. Rhodes backs into the corner and the referee makes Zeke back out. Rhodes kicks Zeke in the knee and the big man goes down to one knee. Rhodes hits a shining wizard-esque move and goes for the pin. Jackson kicks out at two.
Rhodes pulls Jackson to the corner and goes for a running boot, but Jackson flips Rhodes and he goes to the outside. DiBiase comes over to help Rhodes but Jackson hits them with a double clothesline and lets out one of his screams. Jackson throws Rhodes in the ring and he gets up on the apron. Rhodes distracts the referee while DiBiase pulls Jackson's legs and he crashes face first into the apron.
Rhodes hits a baseball slide on Jackson and he collides with the announce table. The referee is up to six when Zeke starts to get up. Rhodes goes for a crossbody but Jackson catches him and drives his back into the ring post. Jackson throws Rhodes into the barricade and then into the ring. Jackson lines him up for a clothesline and hits Rhodes with it.
Jackson grabs Rhodes and hits a slam. He then hits two more when DiBiase jumps up on the apron and distracts Jackson. Rhodes goes for his signature springboard kick but Jackson ducks and Rhodes kicks DiBiase in the head. Ted crashes to the floor and Rhodes gets hit with a suplex from Jackson. Jackson goes for a clothesline but Rhodes pushes the referee in the way and he gets hit instead.
DiBiase comes running in with a steel chair and tries to hit Jackson with it. Jackson ducks and hits Rhodes in the head and his mask appears to crack. Rhodes goes down and Jackson sends DiBiase to the outside. Jackson hits Rhodes with a right hand and his mask shatters. Jackson then locks in the torture rack and Rhodes taps out just as the referee gets back to his feet.
Ezekiel Jackson is still the Intercontinental Champion.
Rhodes runs off to the back covering his face as we see a promo for our main event.
This is a six diva battle royal. If any diva goes over, through or under the ropes and to the floor they are eliminated.
All the divas stare at each other until Eve attacks Beth; the Bellas and Maryse attack Kelly. Eve and Beth hit each other with right hands while the Bellas and Maryse beat Kelly down. Kelly fights off Maryse but the Bellas attack her again. Maryse goes over and hits Eve but Beth grabs Maryse and throws her over the top rope and eliminates her.
Eve goes over to help Kelly and they hit a double dropkick on the Bellas and they go through the ropes and hit the floor. Beth, Kelly and Eve remain. Kelly and Eve team up and attack Beth, trying to push her out of the ring but she will not go out. Eve goes for a running clothesline on Beth but Beth pulls the top rope down and Eve tumbles to the floor.
Beth stares at Kelly and she looks nervous as they are the only two left. Beth goes to grab Kelly but she runs away and tries to clothesline Beth. Beth dodges it and grabs Kelly for a powerbomb. Kelly counters and hits a hurricanrana that sends Beth through the ropes to the floor. Kelly Kelly is the new Divas Champion!
Kelly celebrates until Beth hits Kelly over the head with the Divas Championship. Beth sets it down and hits her finisher on Kelly. Kelly's face lands on the belt; Beth laughs and walks off.
Skip Sheffield is out first. He is accompanied by William Regal and Drew McIntyre.
Ziggler is out next. He has Vickie by his side.
The match starts off with Ziggler locking up with Skip only to be thrown out through the ropes. Regal pats Ziggler on the back and says he might as well just give up. Ziggler slaps Regal in the face and gets a nice reaction for doing so.
Ziggler hits Skip with a few right hands and eventually hits a DDT. Ziggler locks in a surfboard stretch on Sheffield but he powers out of it and hits a clothesline, again sending Ziggler to the oustide. This time Vickie comes over and tries to help Ziggler but he screams that he can do it by himself and pushes her away. Again he gets a nice reaction for doing so.
Ziggler grabs Sheffield's legs and pulls him to the outside. Ziggler throws him into the steel steps and he goes flying. McIntyre helps Sheffield up but Ziggler jumps up on the steel steps and takes them both out with a double flying clothesline. Ziggler then hits Regal with a right hand and gets back in the ring. Regal and McIntyre tell Sheffield to end the match and he agrees.
Sheffield runs back in the ring and Ziggler goes for a dropkick but Skip slaps him away and hits a clothesline followed by a big suplex. Sheffield goes for a big clothesline but Ziggler ducks and Skip hits Vickie who jumped up on the apron. Ziggler hits a zig-zag on Sheffield and goes for the pin but the referee stops the count at two because Vickie ran into the ring and started screaming at Ziggler and Skip.
Ziggler gets up and yells at her and pushes her away, only to be hit with a huge clothesline by Skip. Sheffield gets the pin and wins the United States Championship.
Vickie gets back in the ring and yells at Ziggler. She slaps him in the face three times and goes for a fourth when Ziggler hits a quick Zig Zag for a huge face reaction. Ziggler walks out of the ring to loud cheers and heads backstage.
The Usos are out first to a good reaction.
Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel are out next to some heat.
Michael McGillicutty and David Otunga come out last to good heat.
All members of every team will be in this match at the same time as it is under tornado tag rules. The first member of the first team to pick up a pinfall or submission are the winners.
The bell sounds and the ring comes alive. Each member of each team finds an opponent and they duke it out. Slater and Jimmy Uso go to the outside while Otunga and Gabriel fight inside the ring with McGillicutty and Jey Uso.
After a few minutes of action with all the superstars hitting a few nice moves, Slater and Gabriel gain the upper hand and throw McGillicutty and Otunga to the outside. They go for a double crossbody and wipe them out. The Usos run into the ring and hit a double crossbody of their own on Slater and Gabriel. They throw them in the ring and go to work.
Jey and Jimmy go to the top ropes to hit two frog splashes but McGillicutty and Otunga knock them off. Slater and Gabriel beat up Otunga and throw McGillicutty over the top rope. Gabriel goes to the top rope and goes for a 450 splash. Jimmy Uso hits Slater with a big boot and he falls to the outside. Gabriel goes for he 450 and hits it and at the same time Jey goes for and hits a frog splash.
The 450 seemed to hurt Gabriel a little as Jey crashes right on Otunga and gets the pin before Gabriel can realize what happened.
The Usos are the new Tag Team Champions.
Randy Orton is out first to a great reaction.
Wade Barrett is out next to great heat.
The Empire is out next as they will be the lumberjacks for this match.
Regal, McIntyre, Sheamus and Sheffield all go to one side of the ring and wait for the match to begin.
The bell rings; Orton and Barrett engage in a test of strength. Barrett hits Orton over the back with his forearm and then throws him into the corner. Barrett hits him with a few right hands and Orton sits in the corner. He proceeds to choke him out and then kicks him in the head. Barrett throws Orton over the top rope and Sheamus hits him with a clothesline before throwing him back in the ring.
Barrett goes for the pin but Orton kicks out at two. Barrett grabs Orton and goes for a suplex, but Orton counters and throws Barrett to the outside. McIntyre and Regal fix Barrett up and make sure he is good to go. Barrett gets back in the ring and Orton pounces on him.
Orton kicks and stomps on Barrett before hitting a powerslam. Orton goes for an RKO but Barrett pushes him off, sending Orton through the ropes. Sheffield comes running over to Orton but he gets hit with and RKO and Orton runs in the ring before the Empire can get him.
Barrett attempts a big boot but Orton dodges it and hits an RKO. McIntyre jumps up on the apron and slaps Orton in the back of the head and Orton can't help but take out some anger on McIntyre. Orton hits McIntyre with a spike DDT and then pins Barrett. Barrett kicks out at two and Orton sizes him up for a punt. Sheamus pulls Barrett out of the way and Orton goes after him.
Regal hits Orton with a few right hands until Orton decks him. Sheamus hits Orton with a Brogue kick and then all the Empire members team up on Orton. They throw him into the barricade and steel steps. Each member hits their finisher on Orton and then they throw him back into the ring.
Barrett grabs Orton and hits the Wasteland and just like that, Wade Barrett retains his World Heavyweight Championship.
The Miz is backstage walking to the ring for his next match. He walks past Rosa and the divas who all giggle and run off. Miz turns a corner and sees a letter on the wall. It reads:
"The time has come Miz. No more games, no more distractions just you and me one on one inside that ring. Prepare for the fight of your life...sport."
The Miz is out first to great heat. He is anxious to find out who the mystery writer is and the whole arena is in suspense.
This theme goes off and the arena explodes. However, no one comes out and the music stops.
The Miz screams into the mic and finally the note writer comes out.
Chris Jericho's music hits and the crowd explodes. Miz is in disbelief as Jericho's silhouette can be seen from the ring. Y2J makes his return to the ring and comes face-to-face with the Miz.
Miz is mumbling and blabbering something but Jericho just slaps him in the face and yells, "Come on junior!" The match begins.
Miz goes to punch Jericho but he dodges it and hits Miz with a few right hands before hitting a bulldog. Jericho goes for the Walls but Miz crawls to the ropes. Jericho tries to grab Miz but he pokes him in the eye and hits him with a DDT. Miz goes for the pin but Jericho kicks out.
Miz hits a clothesline and then goes to the top rope. Miz attempts a flying elbow but he misses. Jericho hits a lionsault and goes for the pin. Miz kicks out at two.
Jericho grabs the Miz and hits a double underhook backbreaker and goes for the pin. Again, Miz kicks out at two. Jericho goes for the Walls but again Miz crawls to the ropes. Miz kicks Jericho in the knee and rolls him up. Miz gets a close two-count and the match continues.
Miz goes for a Skull Crushing Finale but Jericho counters with a Tiger Suplex. Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho on Miz. Miz is ready to tap but he slowly crawls towards the ropes. Jericho breaks the hold and drags Miz to the center of the ring. Jericho locks in the Liontamer. Miz is stuck in the middle of the ring and he taps out.
Chris Jericho is the winner! Jericho goes ringside, writes something on a sticky note and sticks it on The Miz's forehead. It reads, "Nice try kid." Jericho walks to the back and we see the promo for our main event.
Our announcers tell us the stipulations of the match. If Cena wins, Triple H and CM Punk quit the WWE forever. If Punk wins, he is the WWE Champion and Vince McMahon quits the WWE, giving Triple H all his power.
The men stare at each other and the bell rings. Cena and Punk lock up and Cena backs Punk into the corner. Cena backs off but Punk quickly turns him around and throws him into the corner and hits him until the referee forces him out of the corner. Cena clotheslines Punk and goes for the quick pin. Punk kicks out at one.
Cena grabs Punk and goes for another clothesline but Punk dodges it and hits Cena with a kick to his head, sending Cena to the outside. McMahon runs over to Cena and makes sure he understands what is at stake in this match. Punk comes over the top rope and goes for a crossbody but Cena moves and sends Punk into the barricade.
Cena gets back in the ring and McMahon kicks Punk around before he throws him in the ring. Triple H comes up behind Vince and clotheslines him.
Cena goes for an STFU but Punk reaches the ropes and kicks Cena in the head. Punk throws Cena in the corner and hits his signature knee/bulldog combo. Punk waits for Cena to get up and he goes for a GTS but Cena rolls off and hits a suplex. Cena locks in the STFU and Punk is in the middle of the ring. Vince starts jumping up and down and cheers until Punk counters out and locks in the Anaconda Vice.
The counter is amazing and Vince hardly has enough time to react before he realizes that Triple H is smiling and cheering. Vince jumps up on the apron and yells at the referee and Punk. Triple H grabs Vince and throws him to the floor. Cena reaches the ropes and Punk breaks the hold.
Vince crawls over to the ring bell and tries to ring it but Triple H stops him and hits Vince with a Pedigree. Cena spins Punk around and goes for an FU but Punk slips off and hits Cena with a roundhouse kick. Punk goes for the pin but Vince runs in the ring. Punk kicks Vince in the skull and then hits Cena with a GTS. Punk gets the pin and wins the WWE Championship.
Vince looks like he is crying as Punk celebrates. Triple H has a sinister smile on his face as he stares at Vince and says that it is over. We fade out our PPV with Punk holding the Championship over a crying Vince.
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