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A similar article got me thinking of costumes appropriate for various UFC personalities. Another no-brainer for me. Ariany Celeste: Harem girl or Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz because she owns ...

UFC Halloween Costume Suggestions (Humor, I Hope)

by Dorothy Willis [HUMOR]

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October 31, 2008


A similar article got me thinking of costumes appropriate for various UFC personalities. Another no-brainer for me.

Ariany Celeste: Harem girl or Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz because she owns her own little dog (it could be named Tito instead of Toto, though).

Dana White: The evil genius Lex Luther, although he would have to clean up his language. A big plus is that he would just be a bald guy wearing a suit (no expense involved—I am sure he would appreciate that).

GSP: A Canadian Mountie.

Anderson Silva: Either a Dole Banana or a Brazilian witch doctor.

Diego Sanches: He and Roger Huerta could both be Zorro and have an elimination sword fight.

Mike Goldberg: A hockey player, something he may actually know something about.

Joe Rogan: The late George Carlin, if he powders his hair and beard and looks thoughtful.

Herb Dean: A heavy Bob Marley.

Rich Franklin: Jim Carrey in The Mask.

Chuck Liddell: A former down on his luck fighter.

Pete Sell or Jesse Taylor: Drunken bar brawlers.

Patric Cote: A Caribbean Pirate with a crutch.

Edith Labelle: Cleopatra

Brock Lesner: A WWE wrestler with Sable as his WWE Diva (they surely kept their costumes).

Randy Couture: Captain America out of the Marvel comics

Kim Couture: Chris Cyborg

Jonathan Goulet: A GPS device with a road map in his hair.

David Loiseau: Edgar Allan Poe's Raven

Jens Pulver: An angel with a dirty white gown and a crooked halo draped over his forehead and tilted to one side.

Uriah Faber: Boy Wonder or a small version of Atlas holding a globe.

BJ Penn: A Hawaiian Emperor, or just a big baby with a colorful Hawaiian print loincloth (diaper) or a Vampire with bloody fangs.

Tim Sylvia: A zombie from The Night of the Living Dead.

Forrest Griffin: Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry RFD.

Rashad Evans: Muhammad Ali

Joe Luason: A computer geek with a pocket protector.

Fedor: God

Antonio Bigfoot Silva: The American version of Bigfoot.

Big John McCarthy: Saint Joseph, the ultimate referee and gate keeper.

Gina Carano: A Greek Goddess.

Josh Burkman: My youngest son.

Kelly Kobald: An angry version of Raggedy Ann.

Rampage Jackson: A preacher or the Wolfman

Kimbo Slice: A thug in a dark alley.

Junie Browning: A juvenile delinquent in an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs.

Matt Hughes and Matt Serra: A country mouse and city mouse.

Marvin Eastman: A brick outhouse.

Amir Sadollah: A young Forrest Griffin.

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  1. Joseph Lupoli 8 months ago

    Joe Rogan as the cowboy in "The Village People."

    Kimbo Slice as John SHAFT on a diet of steroids and Valium.

    Junie Browning as a German soccer hooligan.

    Chuck Liddell as the construction worker in "The Village People."

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  2. Dorothy Willis 8 months ago

    Joseph and Jason, those are ultra-cool suggestions. Now why didn't I think of them? As I was falling asleep I though I should have had Edith Labelle as a Hooters girl, but I never dreamed of the Village People and I really used to love their music and got such a big kick out of them--perfect! And Junie would definitely qualify as a soccer hooligan. But I would rather have Kimbo be Clubber Lang just to shave that discusting beard off, yucky!

    Great thinking fellas. You two should have collaberated to write an article yourselves, you have very creative minds.

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  3. Joseph Lupoli 8 months ago

    Then Clubber Lang Lang would have to be John Shaft. You see, Dorothy? Whenever you write about ultra serious topics such as this and fanny packs, contact Jason and myself for data collaboration. Jason is a very smart (A) level columnist, and I'm a wickedly demented nobody. My two main nicknames are: "Sultan of Sarcasm" and "Silver haired Assassin." You get the picture.

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  4. Joseph Lupoli 8 months ago

    Fedor Emelianenko as Ron Howard after 20-years in a Siberian hard-labor camp.

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    • Dorothy Willis 8 months ago

      Whoa, I am not sure I like Fedor as anyone other than God. I do differ with Dana and consider him the number one P4P, as does my personal favorite fighter, GSP.

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  5. Joseph Lupoli 8 months ago

    Fedor Emelianenko as Ron Howard after 20-years in a Siberian hard-labor camp.

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  6. Joseph Lupoli 8 months ago

    Next to Fedor, GSP is the best fighter in the world, pound-for-pound. Both fighters would have done well in a bare-knuckle, straight-up thirty-minute time limit venue. Neither guy has a single glaring weakness. But Fedor as God?

    I miss "Extreme Fighting."

    By-the-way, I counsel developmentally disabled children and adults full time. At our Halloween party I was the construction worker from "The Village People." You should have seen it!

    (I'm straight as the day is long).

    "The things we do for those kids...", is my favorite catch phrase.

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    • Dorothy Willis 8 months ago

      At my advanced age and condition I don't know if I am straight or twisted, I love my people regardless off sexual preference and find it beside the fact that they are intelligent and engaging human beings, each having their own worth.

      Some of my best experience have come from meeting and teaching disabled individuals. I wish I could relate some of my experiences here, although this would not be the right forum for it and not many MMA fans could identify with it. I take so many liberties with using personal experiences anyway, and just did so in a new article which is just minutes old, so I have to be careful now.

      If you like reading about personal crimes I have committed, dogs, and Jake Shields, plus a small dose of pollitics, you are welcome to read my latest undertaking. I sure hope someone does and comments on it.

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  7. Uncle-Joe S 8 months ago

    Angry Raggedy Ann. That's the best one on the list. No offense, to miss Kobald, but I think she'd be better as Raggedy Andy.

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    • Dorothy Willis 8 months ago

      I certainly won't take offense, but she and her husband who also fights might. It is a good thing Halloween is over or we could get egged for having all this fun at the fighters' expense. There is always next year.

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  8. Uncle-Joe S 8 months ago

    Ya, and now I know that if my house gets egged, it was her.

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  9. Uncle-Joe S 8 months ago

    Haha, don't worry, I have big friends that can beat her up.

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  10. Ryan Sarazin 8 months ago

    Gabriel Gonzaga as King Kong...no fur suit required.

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