Parodies: "Makin' A Dive"

David JacobsCorrespondent IOctober 23, 2008

I am writing this parody out of total anger and retaliation against the ridiculous players who like nothing more than to dive and do acrobatics just to get ahead and ruin the game like many other players like to do, not naming names of any player in particular DROGBA.

The way those foreign players dive sickens me to the core and annoys me when it's those actions which put my beloved team Spurs and other teams at an unfair disadvantage. Those officials are all gullible too.

Look at the Spurs game tonight where one Udinese player went down, rolled once and then blatantly 'decided' to go a bit further and roll an extra mile off the touchline.

Yes I am perfectly aware that Spurs again made idiots of themselves, but diving doesn't make their task any easier, or the game of football any more honest.

Here it is: Tune - "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee gees.

Well you can tell by the way they refuse to walk.
They're ridiculous, they only talk the talk.
Abusing fouls is old and worn.
They're weaker than a baby who's just been born.

It's not alright. It's not OK.
The officials look the other way.
We can't even understand
The gullibility effect on man.

Whether it's just luck or they're all lucky mother-f*ckers
They're makin' a dive, makin' a dive.
Feel their hair breakin' and then the whole pitch shakin'.
They're makin' a dive, makin' a dive.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Makin' a dive, makin' a dive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Makin' a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

If you tackle low or tackle high,
It doesn't matter, they'll still try
To dive if they're tapped on their shoes.
They win free kicks and you lose.

It's not alright. It's not OK.
The officials look the other way.
We can't even understand
The gullibility effect on man.

Whether it's just luck or they're all lucky mother-f*ckers
They're makin' a dive, makin' a dive.
Feel their hair breakin' and then the whole pitch shakin'.
They're makin' a dive, makin' a dive.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Makin' a dive, makin' a dive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Makin' a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

They're goin' nowhere. I want to kick them.
I want to kick them. Yeah.
They're goin' nowhere. I want to kick them.
I want to kick them. Yeah. Makin' a dive.

Well you can tell by the way they refuse to walk.
They're ridiculous, they only talk the talk.
Abusing fouls is old and worn.
They're weaker than a baby who's just been born.

It's not alright. It's not OK.
The officials look the other way.
We can't even understand
The gullibility effect on man.

Whether it's just luck or they're all lucky mother-f*ckers
They're makin' a dive, makin' a dive.
Feel their hair breakin' and then the whole pitch shakin'.
They're makin' a dive, makin' a dive.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Makin' a dive, makin' a dive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Makin' a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

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