Capitol Punishment is less than two weeks away and a lot of events are still yet to happen to fully get the ball rolling into a swing of momentum.
This should be a PPV that will knock the socks off of your grandmom and magically place them on your grandpa's feet.
Not only will this PPV be held in our nation's Capitol, but also in the home town of a former WWE Superstar.
So questions are going to start to blaze!
Maybe my predictions will fuel these questions into an uncontrollable frenzy!
(Cue Ted DiBiase Sr.'s laugh and music)
Barack Obama will make an appearance at Capitol Punishment!
The president will not only be on the poster, but he will most assuredly be a part of the PPV.
Should anyone doubt this, check and see what the President has planned for Sunday, June 19!
Kofi Kingston will finally be buried!
Not only is he not getting over with the fans, he is not getting over in the ring.
He either needs a change of character or a complete change of employment.
Look for the Ghana Stunna to be removed of his shiny Red White and Blue belt.
If Monday night was any incentive, the push he is trying to be given is not getting over well with the fans.
Dolph Ziggler will take away his title and Kofi will continue to fall, even with a frail attempt at getting over.
Captain Charisma is going to break open at Capitol Punishment and he will walk away the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, if only for just one more night.
Smackdown is in dire need of another Heel and I think Christian is being groomed into the role. He is becoming more frustrated and will eventually hit his breaking point.
He is consumed by his desire to be World Heavyweight Champion and will let everything else fall to the wayside until he reaches his goal.
He did steal Orton's title and cost Sheamus the match.
I can't wait to see what he does this Smackdown.
Christian has become the most interesting character on WWE TV!
CM Punk and his NEW Nexus will lay claim to their dominance at Capitol Punishment.
CM Punk and Rey Rey have been battling it out and have had two great story-telling matches these past two Monday nights.
The score is evened up 1-1 and I can see Capitol Punishment being the final match leading to a Punk Title chase.
Hopefully it will lead to a Punk Title chase instead of a Rey Rey chase.
Punk will give Mysterio a match he will never forget with a little help from a monster of a man in Mason Ryan.
R-Truth will solidify himself as a main event talent by taking John Cena to his limit, thought Cena will walk away STILL WWE Champion.
It will be a great night to be R-Truth, but the Truth is, Truth won't be becoming the WWE Champ.
He should become the WWE Champ, but the WWE will screw over yet another WWE Superstar who is deserving of carrying the company so John Cena can sell one more T-Shirt.
Alberto Del Rio will make Big Show or Kane tap!
Now in all likelihood Del Rio will get his lights knocked out, but I'm here to make bold predictions.
So my bold prediction is that Del Rio will break somebody's arm!
And will definitely let his name be remembered, but of course, you already knew that.
Batista will make his WWE Return!
But you have to admit you have been thinking about it.
Capitol Punishment is in Batista's hometown of Washington, D.C., so I think it only be fair to see "The Animal" come out and support the business.
Hopefully, I'm right and he can just let the Gracies train people for the MMA world.
Mick Foley will be revealed as the RAW GM!
That would be the most extraordinary move the WWE could ever make.
Now TNA or I'm sorry Impact Wrestling will be able to pull some fancy WcW tricks and say "Hey he was working for us while he was the RAW GM"
but we all know that Mick is the best suited candidate after HBK.
So why don't we all start spreading the rumor so Vince can know it's what we want ;-)
Ezekiel Jackson will finally be the Intercontinental Champion.
Wade Barrett needs a change of scenery and character and I can see Wade losing and dismantling The Corre and take on his own identity as a wrestler or even get himself a protege of his own to team with him as he takes on the remaining members of The Corre.
The Book of Ezekiel states that Wade Barrett is about to get his a** slammed to the mat!
Sin Cara is going to lose his first match in the WWE!
Not only has he and Daniel Bryan been getting the one up on Cody and Ted these last few weeks, but word is Sin Cara is in the dog house, but I refuse to believe that one.
I can just see it benefiting Cody and Ted to get the win here at Capitol Punishment after knocking Sin Cara out of the ring and hitting Bryan with a sick double-team maneuver.
Note: this match has not been announced and might not even be announced for the PPV. It is just my hearsay that I would love to see.
And lastly, but not leastly (I crack myself up sometimes), The Miz and Alex Riley will steal the show at Capitol Punishment.
That will be a hard task to do with some of the great matches that will happen, but these two men are going to go above and beyond to entertain us.
They are out to prove that they both belong and that neither of them are flukes.
You might have trouble differentiating them during the match, but rest assured one of the Miz twins will win, haha.
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