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Parodies: "I Predict a Riot"

David JacobsCorrespondent IOctober 19, 2008

Another rubbish week for Spurs. Lost to Stoke 2-1

More bodies on the pitch than a weekend in Brixton.
Sending offs, injuries, bad decisions from officials.
11 minutes injury time.

Convinced yet?

This week's parody is to the tune (and title) "I Predict a Riot" by the Kaiser Chiefs.

Oooooh watching the Spurs fans get lairy.
It's not very pretty I tell thee.
Relegation sounds quite scary.
It's feeling so stupid here.

Aaaaaah-aah-aaaaaah, la-la-la-laa-laa.
Aaaaaah-aah-aaaaaah, la-la-la-laa-laa.

I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
I predict a riot. I predict a riot.

Oooooh watching this team is now taxing.
Don't seem to see much attacking.
This team will drop down before me
Unless we just fire Comolli.

He probably works with no brain on
And gives Daniel Levy a hard-on.
In this position they're both frozen.
It's not very feasible

Nooooooooooooow, la-la-la-laa-laa.
Aaaaaah-aah-aah, la-la-la-laa-laa.

I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
I predict a riot. I predict a riot.

Is there anyone in that team
That doesn't make us all scream?

Aaaaaaah-aaaah-aaaah-aaaaaaaah
Aaaah-aaaah-aaaaaaaah
Aaaah-aaaah-aaaaaaaah
Aaaah-aaaah-aaaaaaaah

 

Oooooh watching the Spurs fans get lairy.
It's not very pretty I tell thee.
We need to sack Demon and Levy.
Now that would be sensible!

Aaaaaah-aah-aaaaaah, la-la-la-laa-laa.
Aaaaaah-aah-aaaaaah, la-la-la-laa-laa.

Ooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooh

I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
I predict a riot. I predict a riot.

Is there anyone in that team
That doesn't make us all scream?

I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
I predict a riot. I predict a riot.

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