The Wonderlic Cognitive Ability Test is a 50-question test made famous by incoming NFL draft hopefuls' successes and failures.
Here are sample questions guaranteed to stump the likes of Vince Young and other underperforming test-takers hoping to get the call on NFL draft day.
Take this Wonderlic quiz at your own risk!
If Mark Sanchez wipes a booger on his 17-year-old cousin, whom he just slept with, how many questionable acts has he committed?
D. Zero (as long as the Jets make the playoffs)
Antonio Cromartie has fathered nine children with eight different women. Which of the following statements is most true:
A. Cromartie would score well on the "broad" jump.
B. Cromartie likes "pump-and-run" coverage.
C. Cromartie family reunions are well-attended.
D. All of the above.
If Brett Favre sends a picture message of "little Favre" to a cell phone with a 2"x2" screen, and it covers 20 percent of the screen, what is the area (in square inches)?
C. Four inches
D. About the size of a postage stamp
Use the following words in a sentence:
- Tiger Woods
Now, use the above words in a sentence without mentioning golf.
The Dallas Cowboys sold 106,132 tickets to the Super Bowl. Attendance was listed as 102,987. How many ticket-holders are eligible to file a class-action lawsuit?
Fill in the blank: Roger Clemens stands before a grand jury. He is most likely to ________ himself.
A train carrying Jim Calhoun leaves Storrs, Conn. at 55 MPH heading south.
Another train carrying Bruce Pearl leaves Knoxville, Tenn. at 45 MPH heading east.
Where will the two trains meet?
A. At a cookout in Richmond, VA.
B. At NCAA offices in Indianapolis.
C. At a dark alley in Washington, D.C., home of a top-10 recruit.
D. At a rave hosted by Pat Summit and Carrot Top.
St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa sits in his car at a stoplight. The stoplight cycles every 60 seconds. If LaRussa's blood alcohol content is 0.26, and decreases .01 every 10 minutes, what will his BAC be after 50 stoplight cycles?
A. Below the Mendoza Line
An ESPN personality is on fire. This is an example of:
A. Erin Andrews is Smoking.
B. Tony Kornheiser is Cooking.
C. Jim Rome is Burning.
D. A horrible accident when Stephen A. Smith interviews Richard Pryor on "Quite Frankly."
Henry Aaron likes his coffee with sugar. Using Bill James' formula for "runs created," and assuming a constant rate of the expansion of the universe, it can be determined that Barry Bonds likes his coffee with:
C. Victor Conte
D. HGH Wells
Wilt Chamberlain likes women.
Michael Jordan likes gambling and golf.
Using those facts, in conjunction with simple logic and deductive reasoning, determine what shoes Rex Ryan wears on the golf course:
D. Open-toed pumps
Match the fight with its famous tag-line:
A. Evander Holyfield/Mike Tyson II
B. Sugar Ray Leonard/Roberto Duran II
C. Bobby Knight/Puerto Rican police officer
D. Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura
1. "No Mas"
2. "No Contest"
3. "No Ear"
4. "No More"