Tottenham Parodies: Bulgarian Rhapsody - Berbatov going to Man.U

Is this the real life.
Is this just fantasy.
Caught in a transfer.
Didn't leave Spurs until Tuesday.

Going to Old T-R-A-F-F-O-R-D...
I'm just a poor boy.
I'm always moody
Coz I'm easy come, easy go.
Never high, always low.

Anyway the Spurs go
Doesn't really matter to me...
To me..

Ramos, I annoyed everyone.
My mood got to their heads.
I'm surprised they aren't now dead.
At Spurs, life had just begun.
But now they couldn't wait to send me away.

Ramos...Ooooooo.
Didn't want to always cry.
If I'm not back again this time next season,
Carry on, Carry on.
It doesn't really matter.

Too late. My time has come.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, White Hart Lane. I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and win the league.

Ramos...Ooooooo. (Any way the Spurs go)
I don't want to stay.
I sometimes wish I hadn't come at all.

(Insert air guitar here)

I see a little scottish man chewing gum.
It's Fergie, it's Fergie and he still has Ronaldo.
How he moves like lightning - Very very frightening me-

Cristiano, Cristiano
Cristiano, Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo-Magnificooooo.

I'm just a poor boy, Spurs now don't love me.
I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family.
Spare me my career from Daniel Levy.

Easy come, easy go - will you let me go.
Berbatov! No - we will not let you go - let me go.
Berbatov! We will not let you go - let me go.
Berbatov! We will not let you go - let me go.

Will not let you go - let me go.
Will not let you go - let me gooooooo...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,-

Juande Ramos, Juande Ramos, Juande Ramos, let me go.
Sir Alex put a red devil shirt aside for me-
For me-
For meeee...

(Air guitar or traditional Bulgarian dancing here)

So you think you can hold me just to raise the price?
So you think you can keep me in here 'till I die?

Oooooooh Levy, can't do this to me, Levy.
Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here.
(Air guitar on the word 'here')

Ooooooooooooooooo
Oooooooo yeh...
Oooooooo yeh...

I don't want to be here.
Anyone can see.
Spurs just doesn't matter.
Spurs just doesn't matter...to meeeee.

(Quiet air guitar lick)

Any way that spurs go...

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