Parodies - Money Money Money (Featuring Mike Ashley)

David JacobsCorrespondent ISeptember 27, 2008

I drink all night.
I eat all day
And pay the players I have to pay.
Ain't it sad.

300mil turns out to be
Not a single pound that's left for me.
That's too bad.

In my dreams, I have a plan.
If I crawled back to Kevin Keegan,
I wouldn't have to invest all
My cash in banks that are worth f*ck all.

Money, money, money.
Always funny
In a fat man's world.

Money, money, money.
Always something
In a fat man's world.

Ahaaaaaaa...
All the girls I could doooo.
If I had a little money
In this fat man's world.
In this fat man's world.

A man like Keegan's hard to find,
But I can't get him off my mind.
Ain't it sad.
And if he happens to be free,
I bet he wouldn't come back to me.
That's too bad.

So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Southern England, Where I don't know
How to win people with my fame
My ego there won't be the same...

Money, money, money.
Always something
In a fat man's world.

Money, money, money.
Always something
In a fat man's world.

Ahaaa-aaaa...
All the girls I could doooo.

If I had a little money
In this fat man's world.

Money, money, money.
Always something
In a fat man's world.

Ahaaa-ahaaa...
All the girls I could doooo.
If I had a little money
In this fat man's world.

In this fat man's world.

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