It Has Started: How Text-Speak Is Taking Over Sports. FML.

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It Has Started: How Text-Speak Is Taking Over Sports. FML.
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It's just the first days of the revolution. It appears Skynet has now focused on professional sports. Skynet has become self-aware and knows that 'text-speak' is the first step in the downfall of our civilization.

Sports fans already get a bad rap for caring so much about games that are played by complete strangers. Now it appears, the time has come to make us stupider. (Oh no, it's happening already.) 

We need to stop this.

Does this make me John Connor or Kyle Reese? Please say John Connor, I don't want to have to sleep with Linda Hamilton. And if it's true, if Skynet's goal is to make us less intelligent, it's no wonder they sent Arnold Schwarzenegger to kill us. In 1984, he was already only speaking in text-speak. He was from the future! 

Am I crazy or is this making sense? Too much sense.

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