Finally, this Saturday we get to witness the much anticipated epic struggle pitting the farmboys and factory workers' sons of Ohio State against the gang members and trust fund surfers of USC.

There is nothing I want more than to see the metrosexuals at movie extra college of California lose a few glowing white veneer teeth and have the blue and green color of bruise show through their beautiful beach tans.

Unfortunately for college football fans, USC is going to win by 50.

Let me suggest a few other games you may be able to watch on Saturday that will be more competitive and much more interesting:

No. 23 California at Maryland Louisiana-Lafayette at No. 24 Illinois Southern Illinois at Northwestern Florida Atlantic at Michigan State Montana State at Minnesota Navy at Duke North Carolina State at Clemson Temple at Buffalo Iowa State at Iowa Nevada at No. 6 Missouri Washington State at Baylor UAB at Tennessee Ball State at Akron Toledo at Eastern Michigan Central Michigan at Ohio Delaware State at Kent State No. 14 East Carolina at Tulane Charleston Southern at Miami (OH) North Dakota State at Wyoming No. 2 Georgia at South Carolina Arkansas at No. 8 Texas No. 16 Oregon at Purdue No. 17 Penn State at Syracuse UCLA at No. 18 Brigham Young Michigan at Notre Dame Air Force at Houston Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech Chattanooga at Florida State Hawaii at Oregon State Western Michigan at Idaho No. 9 Auburn at Mississippi State Western Kentucky at No. 11 Alabama Southern Methodist at No. 12 Texas Tech Middle Tennessee at Kentucky Samford at Mississippi New Mexico State at Nebraska Rice at Vanderbilt Memphis at Marshall Southern Miss at Arkansas State Alabama A&M at Louisiana-Monroe Stanford at TCU Alcorn State at Troy Missouri State at Oklahoma State Virginia at Connecticut No. 3 Oklahoma at Washington North Texas at No. 7 LSU No. 22 Utah at Utah State San Diego State at San Jose State Bowling Green at Boise State Arizona at New Mexico UNLV at No. 15 Arizona State No. 10 Wisconsin at No. 21 Fresno State...

I think that's all of 'em.

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