Tom Brady's got it all: Three Super Bowl rings, an MVP, one of the hottest women on Earth, and more Benjamins than any Diddy song could imagine.
Okay, maybe not all. He recently gave some of his manhood away.
The Golden Boy signed with UGG Australia to sponsor the popular shoe choice of many a Beverly Hills preteen girl, the UGG boot. Deckers Outdoor Corporation Chairman and CEO Angel Martinez says, "[Brady] embodies the stylish casual attitude that is at the foundation of every product we make."
Men, on the other hand, say, "Wow, when's your Sweet 16?"
With Brady on board, fashion websites have rained fury down on the quarterback and have dug up as many fashion fails by athletes as possible. Some are with clothes, some are with tattoos, and some make Brady look manlier than Paul Bunyan.
So who tops Brady on the embarrassment meter?