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Michael Phelps? No, I Wanna Be Like Usain Bolt!

Gee TagAug 20, 2008

On the last day, God created Bolt.

Man, did Beijing ever need Usain. After all the spoon-feeding, media-whoring, brainwashing, and forceful exposure of Michael Phelps, we finally get a gift from the heavens.ย 

A 22-year-old phenom from Jamaica. Was I the only one who didn't see this force coming?ย 

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Sure, I heard his name whispered months ago after he ran 9.72, but the media outlets in North America certainly were not shoving it down our throats. (Hence the Phelps picture for this articleโ€”there were no Bolt pics!)

Remember all the arguments floating around last week about "our kids wanting to be like Phelps when they grow up"? I think Mr. Bolt has directed all the focus of that question to him.ย 

And he has most definitely made the answer to it an easy one.

Even the capacity crowd of 91,000 (majority Chinese) erupted in thunderous applause when Bolt was announced prior the the race.ย  Yes, the same audience who rarely acknowledged anyone but their Chinese athletes.ย  This man is special.

Now I am in no way, shape, or form taking anything away from Michael Phelps.ย  What he has done during these games is equally as spectacular and unthinkable, yet he does lack something that Bolt definitely has.

The one thing Usain Bolt has that Phelps doesn't is pure, natural swagger. The kind of swagger that embodied the likes of Ali andย Michael Jordan.

I've heard commentators here and there complain about how it's ungentlemanly and too cocky. Listen folks, this man just DEMOLISHED two of the most covetedย world recordsย in Olympic history. I don't know about you, but when I think of the Olympics, the first thing I think about is track and field. Certainly not swimming.

And what has more importance and significance?ย  The world's fastestย swimmer or the world's fastest man?ย  It's all in the wordsโ€”Swimmer vs. Man. It mayย sound a bit immature, but it's the truth.

One thing's for sureโ€”Puma made a genius move in securing Bolt before Nike could get their hands on him. He's the hottest commodity in the market as we speak.

This begs the question, will we be spoon-fed and covered in Boltmania รก laย Michael Phelpsย in London 2012?ย 

If so, I'm all for it. He is a new breed of athlete.

And I'm lovin' it!

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