So, you want to be a sports fan, do you?
Well, you should know that it isn't going to be easy; you can't just sit down and turn on the television and start watching whatever game happens to be on.
Being a sports fan is a tough business, particularly in the 21st Century. This is an enlightened time for sports fans.
To get you on your way, here is a list of the Top 50 things any sports fan should have.