The Crystal Ball: Nerd Up Your Nunchucks for WWE's Night of Champions

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The Crystal Ball: Nerd Up Your Nunchucks for WWE's Night of Champions

Well, it's that time of the month again. No, ladies, don't get the wrong idea. This is the time of the month that you can actually look forward to. Or can you?

It's no secret that the WWE has been extremely "hit or miss" with it's pay-per-view offerings in recent years.

However, rather than the over-gimmicked and mostly uncreative themes we've come to tolerate from the 'E, this is a concept we're familiar with and one that gets over fairly well amongst most members of the WWE Universe.

It's time for the Night of Champions.

This PPV concept in and of itself sounds good on paper and usually plays out well for the No. 1 wrestling company in the world.

Still, some of the more determined smarks out there, (yeah, that's for you IWC), have been known to complain about the predictability of past NOC events. The usual grievance is either:

A. With every title being defended, 90% of the Champions retain. zOMG that's so boring!!

Or, the slightly more elegant:

B. wats the point, the wwe doesnt pay attention to its titles anyways and john cena always has to be in the world title match! omg i hate cena, he should die etc, etc.

Saddest part is that neither of those grammatical nightmares above are exaggerated in the slightest. These are the responses I see trolled about the forums of Smarkland each month around this time.

But I digress. Rather than listen to the complaints of the less intelligent fans of this industry we love so much, I feel it's time to share my own thoughts on who I feel is leaving Night of Champions with eight pounds of gold and leather.

Without further ado, let's begin.

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