Wrestling Entertainment? More like Family Entertainment!
Hornswaggle vs. The Big Show, Are you kidding me? When I searched google images for WWE Superstars pictures it immediately showed me this match, now to me this shows how below average this show once was.
Now, lets stop all the babyish concepts and get down to real wrestling. If you want real wrestling then lets do this concept to determine the two number One contenders for the WWE Superstars Championship. Here's an episode:
' The crowd is bigger , the cheers are bigger and the tension is bigger and better than ever. Jerry Lawler ,Michael Cole and Matt Striker are in the ring and say the following:
" Tonight is the biggest show in Superstars history. First of all the race begins to become the number one contender for the newly added Title to this show, The WWE Superstars Championship." WWE Officials bring out the Silver glistening title. The Crowd goes wild after being told last week that there would be massive shocks tonight. But that is not all...
" And Also, WWE Superstars will have a General Manager by the end of tonight. What A night it is going to be and now lets get things started with the first Tournament Match."
Evan Bourne vs. Zack Ryder . Winner - Evan Bourne (Qualifies)
The commentary team talk about the GM situation and say after Tonight's Tournament Main Event the GM will be named.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Matt Hardy . Winner - Alberto Del Rio (Qualifies)
We are shown a video package that the First ever Title Match takes place at Night of Champions.
Cody Rhodes vs. Christian . Winner - Christian (Qualifies)
Michael Cole starts moaning that The Miz should automatically be given the Superstars Title. But Lawler is quickly to point out that he is already getting enough and already has enough and its time for a new star, a new Champion to arrive.
Ted Dibiase vs. R-Truth . Winner - Ted Dibiase (Qualifies)
Christian is shown backstage talking to Matt Hardy. Hardy is upset that Del Rio cheated to win. Christian says that he will do what he can to make sure Del Rio doesn't become the Superstars Champion.
Primo vs. Yoshi Tatsu . Winner - Primo (Qualifies)
Michael Cole is standing at Ringside to announce something,
" Ladies and Gentleman, I can announce that next week live, WWE Superstars will have two Battle Royals. One featuring all Raw superstars and the Other featuring all SmackDown! " The crowd goes mad and then Cole continues to tell us that more qualifying matches will take place on SmackDown! and Raw.
Main Event: William Regal vs. John Morrison . Winner: John Morrison (Qualifies)
We come back from a Commercial and Cole and Lawler are about to announce the new GM. A promo shows backstage showing Cody Rhodes attacking Matt Striker. The Commentators are stunned and Lawler runs backstage. Justin Roberts is in the ring with a Mic.
" Ladies and Gentleman, Please Welcome, The New General Manager of WWE Superstars....
(Fans get ready)
" ABRAHAM WASHINGTON!!!!!"
The Arena feels with boos as Washington makes his way to the ring. He starts doing his normal taunting. He begins to talk but gets booed really badly.
" Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. I know last time we got off on a bad note but I am deeply sorry, I'm a changed man."
Fans boos die down.
" Im just playing with You. Im just playing. Boo me all you like but without me this show wouldn't be as hot as it is right now. Its going to get even hotter next week... No not the 2 Battle Royals, But Im officially going to host, The Abraham Washington Show! "
The show ends with him taunting and get booed.'
That was Episode 1 now its time for Episode 2....