"I can remember a sports writer asking me for a quote and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink."-Joe DiMaggio
Well, everyone who reads this article probably knows what a quote is (hopefully). And you have to admit it, sports have had some funny quotes. And many of them are from baseball.
Part of that reason seems to be that baseball just has so many aspects that there are that many things to joke about.
Whether it be Yogi Bera or Ralph Kiner, all of the quotes are in the same ballpark. Here is a list of my top eleven favorites. Comment at the bottom if you have any orderly changes or any other quotes you think are better.