Aaron Rodgers Calls a Press Conference (Humor)

Green Bay Wisconsin - Monday, August 4th, 12:01 a.m.

Members of the press were called to a surprise press conference tonight at Lambeau Field. As the clock struck 12:01 a.m. Central Standard Time, Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers strode into the room carrying his ipod and Bose sound dock.

Soon the opening notes of Gloria Gaynor’s anthem “I Will Survive” filled the room and Rodgers began to sing.

Aaron Rodgers said:

"

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many games
watching how you did no wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you’re back
from retirement
I just walked in to find you here
with that smug look upon your face
I should have changed my game plan

I should have kissed McCarthy’s ass
If I had known for just one second
you’d be back to challenge me

Go on now go walk off the field
just turn around now
’cause you’re not welcome anymore
weren’t you the one who cried when saying goodbye
you think I’ll crumble
you think I’ll lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to play
I know I will stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
I’ve got all my skill to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to take you down
kept trying hard to show
the coaches that my time has come
and I spent oh so many nights
just studying the playbook
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I’m not that wide eyed little rookie
who looks up to you
and so you felt like coming back
and just expect me to step aside
now I’m saving all my fighting
for the day that I beat you

Go on now go walk off the field
just turn around now
’cause you’re not welcome anymore
weren’t you the one who cried when saying goodbye
you think I’ll crumble
you think I’ll lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to play
I know I will stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
I’ve got all my skill to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive

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