Kobe Bryant: What are you smoking that you suddenly think you’re better than me? Without KG and Ray backing you up, we all saw ‘the Truth’ two seasons ago when you leprechauns had the worst record in the league.
Paul Pierce: Typical Kobe arrogance. You were handed your first three championships and you didn’t even know it. Look what happened after Shaq left for Miami—a couple of first-round exits for you and ring number four for him.
Kobe: Shaq fled to the weaker Eastern Conference, doughboy, and I was stuck in a loaded Western Conference where even 50 wins got you the eighth seed—that's how competitive it’s been. What’s your excuse for being the armpit of the East all those years?
Pierce: Stop making excuses. You had Shaq, the Mailman, GP, Gasol, and Bynum. Then you had Lamar, Fisher, Horry and other solid role players, and Phil Jackson as coach. Who did I have? Antoine “Never met a shot I didn’t like” Walker? Ricky “fake triple double” Davis? Al Jefferson is good now, but he was a project for us the past few years.
Kobe: ‘The Truth’ is looking more and more like a joke, telling the world you’re better than me and with that fake-[expletive] injury in Game 1. Give me a break. You survived getting stabbed eight times in 2000, and you had to be carried off and put in a wheel chair over a little fall?
Pierce: The MRI showed I sprained my MCL and had a bone bruise. After the stabbing, I played a full 82 games that year, and I averaged 25 points per game. So why are all these faker fans saying I lied about the knee? Of course I’m coming back from something minor like tweaking my knee, with a championship on the line.
Kobe: No one’s going to buy that. You thought you would pull a Willis Reed, but you ended up making a fool out of yourself, as usual. Did you forget that Raef LaFrentz and Michael Olowokandi got drafted ahead of you, butterball?
Pierce:
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Andy Boerger 11 months ago
Great Stuff!
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J. Michael Morris 11 months ago
It is what they are thinking however.
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Gang Member Pierce 11 months ago
Stupid and wrong.
WalKEr was the real reason the Celtics went to the 2002 ECF. Piecre did nothing without Antoine until KG and Allen showed up.
Pierce gets credit for winning when in reality he can't win unless he has someone else taking all the heat from the Media because he is a big fat baby.
Kobe led his team to the playoffs IN the WEST without any help. Pierce led his team to the lottery without any help. The two years they made the playoffs was because of Mark Blount oh and Antoine Walker and those playoff double digit losses for the first time EVER for a Celtics team show what Paul Pierce truley is. A loser that gets credit for stuff he never accomplished.
Ray Allen was the real MVP of the finals and everyone knows it.
Only a brain dead criminal gang member would be dumb enough to think Paul Pierce was a better player then Kobe.
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Bailey Essrog 11 months ago
Thanks for the surgically precise insight, Gang Member! It's refreshing to read original comments like yours, since no one else in the world would even think to credit Mark Blount for the Celtics' past trips to the playoffs. Brilliant!
I couldn't agree with you more that Kobe "led his team to the playoffs IN the WEST without any help." In fact, I think Kobe believes he's playing one on five every time he steps on the court, judging by his penchant for trying to do it all himself.
Gang Member, let's not forget that basketball is a team game, and that, yes, Pierce would not have even made it to the Finals without KG and Ray, but would KG and Ray be champions today had Pierce been replaced by your favorite player, Mark Blount? And would the Lakers even have been in the Finals this past season if the Grizzlies hadn't given the Lakers an early Christmas gift in Gasol?
In fact, Blount and KG formed quite the dynamic duo in 2006-2007 in Minnesota, so I guess the only missing ingredient for a championship there was Ray Allen? Jesus Christ!? Oh, how Kobe longs for the days where he could operate freely on the wing because a stud named Shaq anchored the middle.
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TJ Ferguson 11 months ago
hahaha, this is hilarious
i wish this conversation would actually happen, they should televise it live, uncensored
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