The football pre-season is just about to start up, so I thought I should inform every fan out there of the possible distractions in the stadium that may cause you to miss a play. (Note: Some distractions may get you kicked out of the stadium, such as #7, #4, and #1) And yes, those are garlic fries pictured above. Also, this was supposed to be a Top Ten List, but I had too much fun writing this one and decided to make it a Top Eleven.
11. You start to wonder how they were able to fit a pirate ship into the stadium at Tampa Bay.
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10. Having to decide between a pizza, a hamburger, and 3 feet of sweet, red licorice.
9. GoDaddy.com commercial graces the big screen.
8. The home mascot is picking a fight with the opposing mascot.
7. You cant refrain from launching a spit wad through the Double Gulp straw aimed at the fan who is rooting for the other team.
6. The intoxicating smell of garlic fries drifts past your nose.
5. The announcer advertises half-price hotdogs.
4. Have you ever played "Toss the Peanut Shells into That Man’s Beer Cup"?
3. The cheerleaders are pushing the envelope on their “family oriented” dance routine.
2. Tony Romo’s girlfriend is in the stadium.
1. You just can’t resist having some fun with the drunk fan sitting 3 rows ahead of you.
Comments and other distractions welcome.
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