Albert “The Stomper” Haynesworth

Yep Albert Haynesworth is still a Washington Redskin much to the dismay of the new management.He is like a thorn in their plimsoll (shoe).

As we all know new Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan (Yay) and General Manager Bruce Allen (Yippee) were keen to trade Haynesworth out of Washington because they apparently felt that Haynesworth was a bad egg and showing a lack of enthusiasm by not turning up to the voluntary offseason program. And he reportedly complained about the idea of playing in a 3-4 defense. According to Adam Schefter, (NFL-on-the-ball-insider-extraordinaire) it looks like he is there to stay and the Redskins have dropped the idea of trading him.

I actually think that Haynesworth’s complaint has a point. Why change now, when they have just spent all that time developing the 4-3 strategy? And why do they call it voluntary if it clearly isn’t? Its one of those really annoying things where someone says “no no you don’t have to”, when what they really mean is “you better get your arse there or it will be big trouble”.

UFC. Thats what I say. Mixed Martial Art Fighting. I think Albert “The Stomper” Haynesworth could do great there. He’s already showing the talent of one of those guys, aggression, defiance and tramping on peoples heads. Come on, he’s made his money now, reportedly being paid the largest bonus to date in NFL history, $21 million trillion. (I made up the trillion). Not to mention the rest of his $100million zillion contract (I added the zillion too) He’s set for life. Albert “Big Foot” Haynesworth could have an awesome career in the MMA.

And its not such a strange idea, Shawne Merriman has been considering the WWE for a while and Stephen Neal from the New England Patriots was toying with the idea of going into the UFC earlier this year if the Patriots didn’t sign him again. But they have. For 2years.

Albert ” Skullbasher” Haynesworth. He should consider the UFC, but it would require him to train though and he might not like that.

Above: Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell one of the Masters in the UFC.