Stunning Mark McGwire Revalation: Yes, That Was 12 Freakin' Years Ago

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Stunning Mark McGwire Revalation: Yes, That Was 12 Freakin' Years Ago
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It's so hard to believe, that it almost boggles the mind.

And the more one reflects upon it, the more the incredulity begins to take shape.

Honestly, I'm still in shock.

Yes, as absolutely impossible as it is to believe, and despite all instincts telling me otherwise, the facts are what they are:

1998 was TWELVE FREAKIN' YEARS AGO.

Or, put differently:

*Children who were four years old at the time—and thus too young to even comprehend the historic nature of the home run race—are now old enough to drive cars.

*Back then, the word 'google' was used infinitely less frequently than the word 'gaggle'. And, let's face it...how often did any of us encounter a large family of geese?

*In 1998, human beings were very unevolved, and the typical man or woman had an IQ of about twelve. How dumb were they? Dumb enough to believe that an over-the-counter milkshake called "Creatine" could produce 20-inch biceps.

*The puppy who sat at your feet while you watched Big Mac crank out No. 62...is now a great-grandparent. Or dead. Sorry, if he's dead.

*Sammy Sosa was black in 1998. Now...

*The Bill Clinton sex scandal was driving everybody crazy. The amazing stories of Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa provided a welcome diversion from that cheater. Now, the news of McGwire's cheating has finally bounced Tiger Woods' cheating from the headlines.

 

Today's admission confirms what very few of us have been willing to admit: We are old.

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