Red Sox Roster Defroster

El Tiante says he’ll give up his American Chopper look-a-like gig to show up Smoltz in 2010

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Red Sox Roster Defroster

The names Lee Verlander Beckett are gonna be grouped together by announcers  so often this season, Josh will have to check his drivers license from time to time to make sure his name hasn’t been changed...

Youk gets a $50K bonus for an All-Star selection...if he gets the start on either corner he gets sainthood...

Anybody believe Marco Scuarto is gonna hit .282 again this season? .272? His career average is .265... if not he better hope Jed Lowrie breaks his wrist again before the Marlio Lugarto talk starts...

When do the honky-tonk tour details come out for Dusty Brown and the AAA Boys?

Tim Wakefield gets $250K per start after 26 this season... aw c’mon stranger things like his all-star selection last year have happened ...if he wins 18 games this season he becomes the Sox all-time wins leader ......

Is Fabio Castro another one of those video game name aliases such as: Anthony Friese, Carlos Ahearn, Ivan Jimenez, Kyle Morgan, Great Johnson, Dave Herman and Kane Matthews?  In all instances, the statistics of these characters are based on Kevin Millar.

Think the Boof Bonser move was just a ploy so Theo could get Joe Mauer’s cell phone number?

Don’t rush out to buy a Bill Hall Red Sox Bobblehead...local golf courses will be using them for cheap alternatives to tees soon...

Anybody else find it interesting Jeremy Hermida hasn’t been issued a number? And Mike Lowell is nervous about getting traded...

Is it Adrian Beltre’s 14 errors last season or his 8 HRs that make me glad it’s more or less a one year deal...

I suppose we should be glad JD Drew has run out of shoulders to injure with another year left on his contract...