Week Seven Hot Hands and Cold Shoulders: LenWhale Fall Down, Go Boom

Jacob Sloan by Senior Analyst Written on October 23, 2009
KANSAS CITY, MO - OCTOBER 11:  Miles Austin #19 of the Dallas Cowboys breaks a tackle and continues to the endzone for a touchdown to win the game in overtime during the game against the Kansas City Chiefs on October 11, 2009 at Arrowhead Stadiumin Kansas City, Missouri.  (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Patrick Crayton just straight up offended me by complaining that he wasn’t told that he was being replaced in the starting lineup.

Seriously? I guess he was the last to know. I knew two weeks ago.

Let’s just drop the act, Crayton.

You saw Miles Austin have the best day of any Cowboys’ receiver two weeks ago. You saw it first hand unless—and I’m not ruling this out—you couldn’t see around the one corner that had you blanketed the whole game.

If you watch any game film of the rest of your career, I’m sure you’ll also see the key drop you had in the playoffs against the Giants. Yes, that was you. Would the coaches have had to explain to you why you were being replaced in the starting lineup that week?

And you’ll also notice plenty of other drops falling from your hands whenever you were open beside Terrell Owens, which made it impossible for Owens to duck any coverage in the passing game. Hey, we could practically blame the need to trade for Roy Williams midseason on you. You were not enough of a threat.

You’re upset that you lost your starting job so quickly, so unsuspectingly, but no one is really surprised here. You’re a better slot man than a second receiving option. Miles Austin has far more potential and the trust of Tony Romo. Just stop trying to be the T.O. that T.O. left behind.

Speaking of getting left behind, LenDale White had to be carted off the field this week. Luckily, they had a heavy-duty model to do the job.

I didn’t get to see the exact play where he injured himself, but I’m told it’s because he didn’t stick the landing on this one. Poor guy.


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Hot Hands Start of the Week

Steve Smith , WR, Giants vs. Cardinals

Contrary to what you may start to think when looking at Hakeem Nicks’ or Mario Manningham’s touchdowns the last few weeks, Steve Smith is the No. 1 target in the Giants’ offense.

The Cardinals are almost dead last in the league against the pass, and that’s in a league that still includes the Tennessee Titans. The Giants, much like the Steelers, have become more comfortable passing the ball than running it lately.

Even if the weather is a little rough, I expect Eli Manning to hit Steve Smith with the critical passes and maybe even a score. Forget about that one in Carolina. This guy is the Steve Smith .


Other mighty men of bravery and startability this week…

Thomas Jones, RB, Jets vs. Raiders

This destruction shall be mighty. This man ran for 210 yards against the Bills last week, and unless they have two pigeons on their side this week, I see Jones turning the Raiders back to poor-run-defense selves.

The Jets will want to go easy on Mark Sanchez after he was de-poised over the past two weeks. It may not be a career performance, but Jones is a strong choice at running back this week. He’ll do some damage. Leon Washington is a good play as well.


Laurence Maroney, RB, Patriots vs. Bucs

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Should Patrick Crayton be suprised?

  • No, he is oblivious to his surroundings. Just like he is to his hands.
  • Yes, he is obviously one of the top two receivers on the team. Just look at the stat lines.
  • I hate myself.
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Should Patrick Crayton be suprised?

  • No, he is oblivious to his surroundings. Just like he is to his hands.

    85.7%
  • Yes, he is obviously one of the top two receivers on the team. Just look at the stat lines.

    0.0%
  • I hate myself.

    14.3%
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