Dancing Blue Jackets Fan Refuses to Turn Down, Is an Inspiration to Us All

Dancing Kevin is less of a man and more of a movement.

The Columbus Blue Jackets superfan is known throughout the league for dancing like a man possessed by an especially sensual demon, and he may have just given us his magnum opus.

Eye on Hockey’s Chris Peters brings us video from the Blue Jackets’ home opener against the New York Rangers. Dancing Kevin showed up ready to roll, with body paint and Labatt Blues on deck.

A few notes:

1. We live in a strange, wonderful time.
   
2. The Labatt bear is going to lose his job to Dancing Kevin, who is a far preferable face for a company hawking mind-liberating, Canadian holy water.
   
3. Kevin’s timing on the shirt-pull is beyond reproach. He whips it off in one fluid motion right as the bass drops.
   
4. Pouring beer on your face is the new break-dancing. Equally exciting celebratory gesture, one-tenth the effort.
   

Well done, Dancing Kevin. You helped the Blue Jackets take down the Rangers 5-2, and I can’t be the only one who thinks this dance probably affected that outcome more than certain members of the team.

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