Phillies-Braves Series Sweep: Hmm, That Went Well

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Phillies-Braves Series Sweep: Hmm, That Went Well
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Atlanta had the Phillies’ number: 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.

 

Whoops, sorry. That’s Jenny’s number.

 

The Braves were dialed in on Phillies' pitching.

 

In Thursday’s Philadelphia Inquirer, the banner article on the sports page focused on the hoard of pitching talent residing in the Phillies' minor league system. But the article curiously didn’t mention a guy named Rodrigo Lopez, yet he’s the choice to start Friday’s home series with the Mets.

 

I’m in the dark on this one.

 

Lopez hasn’t pitched in the majors since 2007 when he underwent Tommy John surgery. Maybe Ruben Amaro Jr. is thinking he has another Jayson Werth-type “diamond in the rough” prospect on his hands. If that’s the case, maybe I should keep a spot open in my “Phillies' Playmate of the Week” calendar.

 

But the article failed to mention why suddenly the Phils are spotlighting their pitching prospects. Either every team in the MLB has decided they’re a postseason contender and aren’t willing to trade real pitchers for prospects (but Ruben doesn’t want to tell us), or the Phils are trying to convince other teams they have the talent to trade.

 

Can you smell propaganda?

 

That brings us to the current pitching problems.

 

On Tuesday, things seemed to be going okay. Joe Blanton gave up some hits, but kept them in the ballgame until Ryan Madson took over in the sixth. Madson then put enough guys on base to tie the game, before Chan Ho Park gave up the game-winning run in the 10th inning.

 

Then Wednesday, Cole Hamels stunk again and the bullpen could do nothing to dispense of the odor. They say that’s because his pitches were up. Funny, in that kind of heat, I thought balls always hung a little low.

 

High balls are how Phillies' pitchers made Atlanta hitters quite comfortable at the plate in game two. Postgame commentator, Ricky Bottalico, said he was disgusted that the pitching staff spoon fed the Braves a level of batting ease that rivaled a comfy round of crumpets and tea.

 

Well, obviously I’m paraphrasing, but his point was the batters should have been sweating beads because the pitchers should have been shooting at their feet.

 

Where has the pitching coach been through all of this?

 

Instead, Hamels gave up nine hits on 88 pitches and even allowed a single by the pitcher with a sloppy selection of pitches, while cursing the umpire again. Tyler Walker gave up two home runs in the fifth to earn his first earned run of the season and help Hamels close out his line with seven earned runs over four innings.

 

Then Jack Taschner lived up to his nickname “Trash-ner” when he added a few runs to the Braves' lead before they shut down the Phillies' offense in the ninth for an 11-1 loss.

 

Then came game three.

 

What’s happening to Ryan Madson?

 

My husband swears I put a curse on Madson when he signed my backpack at the Winner’s Circle in Exton, Pennsylvania. But I swear I didn’t touch him. And you have no clue how much restraint that took.

 

CSN and now MLB.TV sportscaster, Mitch Williams, says Madson lost his confidence in his first blown save in the absence of Brad Lidge. He says Madson isn’t throwing his changeup, and that's a confidence pitch.

 

Well, there you have it—straight from the Wild Thing's mouth. I love Mitch. I have his autograph on my backpack too. He appeared at my Giant grocery store to promote his salsa and I got his signature.

 

I know what you're thinking—I'm a stalker. Really I'm not, I just play one on Bleacher Report.

 

In the end, the Braves handed Philadelphia their first series sweep in Atlanta since 2005 and gave a fourth straight win to their fans in the stands—all 10 of them.

 

It’s been so long since I experienced any euphoria over the Phillies' performance, it feels like I’m married.

 

Whoops, that’s right. I am.

 

Things could be worse. The team could be anticipating the return of their greatest offensive contributor only to get the news that his rehab assignment has been postponed.

 

Whoops, that’s right. The return of Raul Ibanez has been delayed.

 

Let’s look on the bright side.

 

Jimmy Rollins broke his 0-for-27 streak, at least for now. I hope he starts a 27-for-27 streak because the Mets love nothing more than coming to town when Philadelphia is feeling down.

 

And right now I think they’ve reached pitch black.

 

See you at the ballpark.

 

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