Tennis Stars Weigh-In on American Idol

Robert OrzechowskiAnalyst IMay 21, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 16: American Idol singers Alison Iraheta, Adam Lambert and Lil Rounds throw out the opening pitch in the game between the San Francisco Giants and the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium on April 16, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

The tennis world reacted to last night's results of American Idol. Here is what the various players have had to say.


Rafael Nadal

I jes want to say Adam Lambert no feel to bad.  I been nomber two, so I know whad it feels like.  Jou know jou di jou bes! Only problema is dat I was nombre two and now I nombre one. Jou going to stay at nomber two. 

I gat rid of di capris and my pirate cloze. Maybe jou should get rid of eye liner and look more like a hombre.


Roger Federer

Yeah, well it is tough when the better player..ah I mean...performer loses and the whole world is watching.  I must commend Adam Lambert for not breaking down and ruining his "guyliner."

I know how he feels to perform so well and finish runner-up.  Other than that, I have absolutely nothing else in common with this fellow.


Andy Roddick

I stopped watching after Lil Rounds got knocked off.  You got to love that booty!!  Whoops!  Hey!! Give me back that tape recorder!!  I want this off the record! I am married for Chr*** sake!


Novak Djokovic

Sorry, I really do not follow American Idol.  If it is anything like Serbian Idol, the women are much hairier than the men!


Andy Murray

If it were up to me, I would have flown Susan Boyle over there to whup everyone's a**.  Look for me to host a new upcoming talent show called "Scotland's got more bad-a** talent than England can dream of."


Marat Safin

Glasnost is over!  I want to fight the American Idol.  Bring him to me!!


Nikolay Davidenko

I am inspired by these talented Americans.  It makes me want to quit tennis and sign up for Siberian Idol. 


John McEnroe:

You can't be serious! That Adam Lambert was IN!