The tennis world reacted to last night's results of American Idol. Here is what the various players have had to say.
I jes want to say Adam Lambert no feel to bad. I been nomber two, so I know whad it feels like. Jou know jou di jou bes! Only problema is dat I was nombre two and now I nombre one. Jou going to stay at nomber two.
I gat rid of di capris and my pirate cloze. Maybe jou should get rid of eye liner and look more like a hombre.
Yeah, well it is tough when the better player..ah I mean...performer loses and the whole world is watching. I must commend Adam Lambert for not breaking down and ruining his "guyliner."
I know how he feels to perform so well and finish runner-up. Other than that, I have absolutely nothing else in common with this fellow.
I stopped watching after Lil Rounds got knocked off. You got to love that booty!! Whoops! Hey!! Give me back that tape recorder!! I want this off the record! I am married for Chr*** sake!
Sorry, I really do not follow American Idol. If it is anything like Serbian Idol, the women are much hairier than the men!
If it were up to me, I would have flown Susan Boyle over there to whup everyone's a**. Look for me to host a new upcoming talent show called "Scotland's got more bad-a** talent than England can dream of."
Glasnost is over! I want to fight the American Idol. Bring him to me!!
I am inspired by these talented Americans. It makes me want to quit tennis and sign up for Siberian Idol.
You can't be serious! That Adam Lambert was IN!